connie, that Sesame Street crossover is great. You write good Drusilla and scarily enough good Elmo.
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
sj - Feb 25, 2004 6:52:31 am PST #8642 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Atropa - Feb 25, 2004 8:18:55 am PST #8643 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yaaaay!
Thank you, Connie! That was *wonderful*.
Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2004 8:23:46 am PST #8644 of 10001
brillig
And it's all your fault.
Atropa - Feb 25, 2004 8:24:46 am PST #8645 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And it's all your fault.
Y'know, I'm absolutely fine with that.
Madrigal Costello - Feb 25, 2004 11:14:38 am PST #8646 of 10001
It's a remora, dimwit.
There's a plot bunny bounding about in my head. Star Trek, TOS, has the line, "Captain, the precipation consists of males."
erikaj - Feb 25, 2004 11:43:12 am PST #8647 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I can't describe the sound I'm making right now, Madrigal. So Fucking Funny.
Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2004 1:55:26 pm PST #8648 of 10001
brillig
please, please, please let this be the last of it
[cue ominous music, scroll text in all-caps]
Carnage on Sesame Street!
Day 2
[Kermit the Frog is looking less dapper. In the background we hear hysterical muppet laughter]
Kermit: It's day two of terror here on Sesame Street. Drusilla and Elmo are still stalking the neighborhood, singing songs and taking names. The trail of spilled stuffing in their wake is horrible to see. The list of missing presumed dead includes Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Grover, Bert and Ernie and others. Others are still in hiding, barring their doors and resisting all attempts to reach them.
[Cue blurry footage of Drusilla and Elmo standing at Oscar's garbage can]
Elmo: [knocking on lid] Come out, Oscar!
Oscar: No way, you pointy-toothed freak!
Elmo: [shocked] Oscar! That was mean!
Oscar: Are you or are you not going to eat me if I stick my head out of this can?
Elmo: Um, well . . . No, I'm not!
Oscar: I don't believe you!
Elmo: [pouting] Are you calling Elmo a liar?
Ocar: Yeah!
Drusilla: [hugging the little red vampire puppet] It's all right, love, Drusilla will think of someway to get the mean old grouch out of his can.
Elmo: [kicks Oscar's can] Meanie!
Oscar: When will you people get it through your heads that I'm--wait, I think I've got the wrong script . . .
Drusilla: [tugging on Elmo's paw] Let's go see if we can find the froggie. He looked tasty.
Elmo: Yeah! Let's go eat Kermit!
[As they start away, Elmo begins to sing "Rubber Ducky"]
New voice off camera: No! I have been through enough of this [happy singing birds block out the next few words] while I've been like this, and I will be [happy singing birds] if I'm going to listen to that [happy etc.] song!
Drusilla: Daddy?
Elmo: Drusilla's daddy is here?
[camera turns to show Puppet!Angel stalking down Sesame Street, scarred and scowling and with a broadsword over his shoulder]
Elmo: Drusilla! Your daddy's a puppet!
Puppet!Angel: [swings sword off shoulders and points it at Elmo] Don't you start, you fuzzy abomination!
Drusilla: [claps hands] Daddy! My daddy's a dolly, just like Miss Edith!
Puppet!Angel: [points sword at Drusilla] I can take care of you, too, young lady, don't think I can't!
Druslla: Promise?
[A shot of baa-ing, frolicking lambs takes over the picture for the next few seconds as Sesame Street's inherent naughtiness filters take over]
Elmo: [shaking head and staring at the grinning Drusilla] Elmo didn't understand that at all.
Puppet!Angel: [looking uncomfortable] No, Drusilla, you cannot check to make sure all the parts are here. Sheesh, and I thought Spike had a twisted brain. [shakes himself] Anyway! I'm here to stop you two from wreaking any more havoc on these poor innocent people.
Elmo: [pouting] I don't like you, Drusilla's Daddy! Elmo is having fun! And Elmo is going to sing Ernie's song! "Rubber ducky--"
Puppet!Angel: No singing! [Runs forward, sword swinging]
[Fluffy, frolicking lambs and happy, singin birds. When the picture comes back, Puppet!Angel is standing in the middle of Sesame Street surrounded by stuffing and red fluff. He's in game face and grinning]
Puppet!Angel: [looks at sword, which has bits of red fluff sticking to it] Much better!
Drusilla: Daddy killed Elmo!
Puppet!Angel: Daddy did more than kill Elmo, Daddy frappeed Elmo. [glares at Drusilla] Drusilla, you've been a bad girl. [Drusilla claps her hands in delight] No, not like that! Stop that!
Drusilla: [batting eyelashes] Daddy's not going to punish me?
Puppet!Angel: Uh . . . yes--no! Stop that!
Drusilla: [smiling and sauntering towards Puppet!Angel] But if I've been bad, then I have to be punished.
Puppet!Angel: Bad Drusilla!
[Fluffy lamb and happy birds for quite a long time]
[picture comes back to Kermit, who looks very shocked]
Kermit: Well, I think the problem is over. Sesame Street News advises residents, though, to stay off the street for a bit longer, though. It may be a while before we can get everything, um, cleaned up. This is Kermit the Frog, reporting from Sesame Street!
Atropa - Feb 25, 2004 1:58:55 pm PST #8649 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
Connie, you even managed to sidestep my Puppets Don't Have Sex squick. That was great!
sj - Feb 25, 2004 2:02:08 pm PST #8650 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Druslla: Promise?
Bwah! Connie that was great.
Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2004 6:21:07 pm PST #8651 of 10001
brillig
Dear Muse:
OK, I've got the dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses restocked, and there's diet Coke in the fridge. I won't let us run out again if you don't make us do strange things with puppets anymore.
Deal?
Signed
The person with the keyboard