I wonder if she'd kick his ass over Darla?

Nah.

ok, a little bit more of First Meeting With Lorne. Maybe he's a human actor, I tell myself, but my gut is not getting a "Let's put on a show" feeling off the place, and my gut did lead me to the highest clearance rate in the squad(Am I boring about that? It is one of the things I'm proudest of, but the last thing I wanna be is like some girl with her new boyfriend, everything comes back to him."You planted carrots? Bob likes carrots."Sheesh. My clearance rate and I are fine with carrots, if you're wondering.)
When Wesley comes back with our drinks, I ask him, while trying to look and not look at the same time...which, how stupid is that?
"Wesley," I say, out of the corner of my mouth "is that guy really green?"
"Pardon?" I never knew anybody outside those old movies with the smoking jackets ever said that.There's like a furry monster couple arguing behind us, so I speak up a little, but in the time it takes to get Wes' attention back, the female(trust me I know) runs off and the guy clams up. So it's like the whole place can hear me when I say "Is that guy really green?" I'm completely embarrassed.
A friendly voice pops up with "Yeah, peaches, it's all me. And like the song says, "it ain't easy. Just let me finish my seabreeze...I'll give you a closer look."
"I'm sorry...you must hate me." And for some reason, it bothered me that he might, even though I still had my eye on the horns.
"Hate you? No way. You have such a strong aura that I can read it from here. Even though somebody forgot to introduce us. "

A Bob reference!

And a Kermit Joke!

(settles back to wait for Kay to sing)

Wes is embarrassed about being out- RuleBritannia'd in the manners department so he sort of mumbles but it's still perfect "Lorne, may I present my client, Kay Howard. She is looking for someone."
"Careful!" Lorne interrupts. "He's got a secret."
"Kay, this is the Host, Lorne."
"About this secret, how do you know, huh?"
"Do I need a lawyer? Cause I'd really hate to get arrested before Salute to the Seventies on Friday...it's kind of my baby."
"You're good...spotting me for on the Job, even after I look like an idiot. What's your secret?
"We'll see what you can handle after you sing, huh? You've got me doing it. Fifteen seconds and I worship you...I'm just sad that hair won't fit my complexion."
"Wait. Sing?! I don't sing." I give Wesley my Look of Death. "You never said anything about that!"
"You sing around here, babe...you know, since I picked up that message from your friend, I had the strangest urge to call you that."
"I don't even know any songs! And I can't carry a tune in a bucket, huh?"
"You exaggerate. And it's not a performance, peaches, it's a diagnostic. A little Shania, for Girl Power? No, she talks Girl Power, you live it. Reach back into yourself, you'll find the song you want."
"Well, there's the one about the Spanish ladies, but I have to get pretty loaded...too many memories, anyways. Oh! I know one, but it's pretty stupid...Carrie and I used to do a little routine, when we were kids... nah, I can't. Happy Birthday?
"Too short." Lorne actually looks disappointed. "I never figured you for cutting corners, Kay."
"Ok, hon, don't get your panties in a wad. "Boots" it is... I can't believe I'm doing this...I thought getting shot was hard...at least I got to be unconscious, huh?"

Omigodmogod she's going to Nancy Sintra at Lorne.

OK, what's she drinking, huh? She's not a lightweight like me. But she's been recuperating.(And I do have manners, really. I mean "Please help me out." InnerBayliss wanted me to fix that.) What's Wesley drinking?(If it doesn't come from grapes, I probably don't drink it.)

I don't drink myself, except for champagne.

But Kay? Scotch, straight up.

Wesley's most definitely drinking Scotch. Oban, possibly. Me, I do not know from Kay, but she does seem to be a Scotch type as well.

(and Deb agrees with me, so it seems to be good.)

Only other thing I can raelly see Wes drinking would be a gimlet (gin with Rose's lime juice).

S2 Wesley actually drank many of the fruity drinks. Or beer. But certainly froo-froo drinks.

He'd probably be drinking a Bloody Mary.

He wasn't really a whisky man until S3.

Yes, I have charted the Alcohol Arc of Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, why do you ask?