Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Nov 28, 2003 7:45:37 am PST #7655 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Huh. That, I don't remember.

Have you googled?


erikaj - Nov 28, 2003 7:50:28 am PST #7656 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yep. It was Bernard. Whatta dick...although being Munchkin's sibling, probably kind of a trial, actually.


erikaj - Nov 28, 2003 10:32:16 am PST #7657 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It probably made a big splash at Temple Beth Whatever...his "resurrection".(Not that he cared. He never gave a damn about that stuff anyway. Just a ghost story people told in the dark as far as he was concerned...you might as well wonder what happened to the light in the fridge with the door closed. He's seen too many corpses tossed aside like meat to worry about soul. ) But Bernie would do all of the surface right things, in between acting like the Sam Walton of coffins.
"Do you think he saw, baby?" he asked Darla. "I'd love to take him down with me, via a nice heart attack. He always said I'd be the death of him."
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erikaj - Nov 28, 2003 10:45:04 am PST #7658 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Darla's already tired of his questions...the way he prods her in the middle of the day to say "I can see fucking everything...even without my glasses...it's like everything acid was supposed to be and more. And my hearing...my God, it's like a veil's been lifted. If I concentrate really hard, I could read your mind." It's so tiring when humans get cosmic, like two-year-olds banging on pots. And he's always so proud...they all are. Now she remembers why she was glad when the 60s ended."We try to do these things when humans are not around, darling." she says patiently. Vampire hours are like Homicide hours, he thinks.He still puts the glasses on whenever he gets up, but he is not sure why.


Deena - Nov 28, 2003 11:06:01 am PST #7659 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

It's so tiring when humans get cosmic, like two-year-olds banging on pots.

What a lovely line! Erika, you're rocking my world, again.


erikaj - Nov 28, 2003 11:08:54 am PST #7660 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks. Always nice to hear.


shrift - Nov 28, 2003 1:26:20 pm PST #7661 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, insent.

Thanks! I got it. Just thought I'd let you know. I've finished two stories recently and can't be arsed to edit them right now.

Maybe it's the turkey.


deborah grabien - Nov 28, 2003 7:58:47 pm PST #7662 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

It's so tiring when humans get cosmic, like two-year-olds banging on pots.

Deena beat me to it. Mine was a gurgle of laughter, though.


erikaj - Nov 29, 2003 8:22:16 am PST #7663 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks...you know he'd be the most tiring fledgling, evah...cause, with the theories, and kvetching, and so forth...and just the talking, talking, talking.


deborah grabien - Nov 29, 2003 8:28:38 am PST #7664 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I can just see Darla getting him to take down a local Republican congressman and licking the remaining blood off his lips. To John? Total erotica.