Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


DCJensen - Nov 02, 2003 12:24:41 pm PST #7274 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'd expect Batman to be the Xander. Because? No powers.


erikaj - Nov 02, 2003 12:26:03 pm PST #7275 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Me too, but nsm with the quippage. Tortured past, though.


shrift - Nov 02, 2003 12:28:29 pm PST #7276 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd expect Batman to be the Xander. Because? No powers.

Yeah, but he's all insanely smart, independent, arrogant, filthy rich, and too dark a character to really be a Xander.

Flash is kinda goofy, the guy who's always chatting up girls, cracking jokes, and calling villains "Mojo Jojo".

He's the heart. Last night's new Justice League episode pretty much confirmed that.


DebetEsse - Nov 02, 2003 12:29:38 pm PST #7277 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If Flash ever saved the day, they'd be having yellow crayon re-rellings for months. Way more in line with the Zeppo-aspect of Xander, powers notwithstanding. Batman's too useful.


victor infante - Nov 02, 2003 12:31:04 pm PST #7278 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Flash is kinda goofy, the guy who's always chatting up girls, cracking jokes, and calling villains "Mojo Jojo".

Haven't watched the cartoon much, but Flash is pretty much like this in the comic book, too. He's always been painted as a regular guy, at least compared to the others.


DCJensen - Nov 02, 2003 12:53:13 pm PST #7279 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I suppose. Flash, like Spiderman, is really just a science guy who had an accident.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2003 12:59:51 pm PST #7280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

GREEN LANTERN??????

You can't make him do that!


DCJensen - Nov 02, 2003 1:01:59 pm PST #7281 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Yeah, I always figured GL to go for Green Arrow. "Hey, you're green, I'm green..."


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2003 1:09:53 pm PST #7282 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Green Lantern is too besotted with Hawkgirl. He's the only one I wouldn't slash on that team.

Flash/Kilowog, though? I can see that.


shrift - Nov 02, 2003 1:19:21 pm PST #7283 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hey, I'm not going to post it here, don't worry.