You could never offend me, either, you're not just some FUCKO off the street. Y'all are my *girls* yo. And the only thing weirder than writing that would be saying it out loud. Poor Timmy. I feel for his suffering, but it's his thing. And I thought I would suck at writing Faith. But hello, class issues and a persecution complex...badabing. Alas, I'm not the hottest thing going.

Alas, I'm not the hottest thing going.

I took the F2F picture that says otherwise, sugar.

Smoke and mirrors. Or another f2f miracle. :)

Well, love, you look a damn sight better in black pleather than I would. And you really do give fabulously good Faith.

Or another f2f miracle. :)

That would be the same F2F miracle that made me look like I'd been rode hard over fifty miles of bad road, and put away wet?

Riiiiiight.

Deal with it, honey, you're gorgeous.

Thanks. She's foreign to me...not in the same way as she is to Fay, but... definite alien quantity. I was thinking I wasn't hitting it with her. That just shows how people know their stuff, hmm.(And that looks unfortunately porny next to a comment about my physical appearance. But I'll leave it.)

What would a British person say if they wanted to say that someone was really crazy, but in a funny, jokey way not a mean way? Gah, I really feel unable to write Spike in any kind of convincing way.

Also, would a British person know the children's rhyme "This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. . ."?

A nutcase? Barking mad? A few sandwiches short of a picnic?

and yes on the toe-counting rhyme. I think it went to the US from the UK, but I may be on crack.

Thank you, my dear. I like the sandwiches/picnic.

I had this little piggy as a child, and was under the impression it actually began in Yorkshire.

Fay, "nutter" is one of my favourites.