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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Fay - Jul 29, 2003 11:33:31 am PDT #5569 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Damn, erika - this is some great writing, I just wish I'd ever seen the damn show! kicks cat.

Meahwhile, another crossover not-quite-a-drabble - 200 words rather than 100.

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"Angel investigations, we help the - Gah!"

Cordelia tried not to salivate.

"Good evening, ma'am. We spoke on the telephone?"

"Oh! Oh, you're the guy? I've always loved Canada," she announced, directing a dazzling smile at six foot something of lickable authority figure. "Maple is my favourite syrup."

The Mountie looked flattered.

"Great. Wonderful. Whatever. Look, lady, we were told you people knew about werewolves." Cordelia glanced reluctantly at the wiry blond guy at the Mountie's side. He seemed to have attended the Doyle school of menswear, and didn't look too enthusiastic about the way Cordelia was gazing at his partner.

"We certainly do. Oh! Oh, no - did you get bit? Who - ?"

"Him," said the Mountie, sadly, pointing down. Cordelia leaned over the desk, bemused.

"That isn't a werewolf, Mister - believe me, I should know."

"No, he's not a werewolf," agreed the Mountie. "I fear the appropriate word may be wereman. Ever since the creature savaged him, Diefenbaker has taken to turning into a large human male for the three nights a month." He glanced at the blond guy and blushed. "This is somewhat - inconvenient. I rather hoped you might be able to assist us?"


Susan W. - Jul 29, 2003 11:35:46 am PDT #5570 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Bwah, Fay!


erikaj - Jul 29, 2003 11:54:53 am PDT #5571 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, poor kitty. Did "Homicide" not cross the pond, Fay? In some ways, I can see why it wouldn't being almost always almost-cancelled here and all. And being quite emphatically about an American city and justice system.And I didn't find it till reruns anyway, cause it was probably on when "Friends" was on, or some shit.(Sometimes I find my younger self most embarrassing.) I'm gonna take it as a massive compliment that you care about the story without having seen it. Cause that show had everything(almost): murders, dark humor. a tormented bisexual trying to escape a difficult past, Andre Braugher, fans getting mad at the creator, and a fandom fight or two.


Fay - Jul 29, 2003 12:03:57 pm PDT #5572 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In point of fact I think we do have Homicide: LotS. And several other strings of initials also - and I know they're supposed to be good too, but I've never actually happened across them in my erratic viewing.

hangs head in shame.


erikaj - Jul 29, 2003 12:08:39 pm PDT #5573 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't feel bad, Fay. It's taken me till the DVDs were released to see more than 10.(And it was on for like seven years.) Tiny devoted fandom, with very unpleasant things to say about the series creator.


deborah grabien - Jul 29, 2003 12:12:30 pm PDT #5574 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Fay, you must see H:LOTS. I've been telliong Roz the same thing. never Mind "The Bill". Go find H:LOTS.

erika, I'm swooning here. Makes me want to yank out my season 1/2 HLOTS DVDs and watch them end to end.


erikaj - Jul 29, 2003 12:19:42 pm PDT #5575 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks. Huge compliment.I'm blushing.(And I just had occasion to wonder watching a L&O crossover who that Novacained black chick, Michele Whatsits was balling, that they'd rather write for her than for Kay. Kay rules. )When I saw Michele on ER I thought she was chilly cause the character was supposed to be chilly. But, no, that's what she can do. That and be pretty in an unapproachable way.)


deborah grabien - Jul 29, 2003 1:18:52 pm PDT #5576 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, the whole Kay thing was - get this - that Melissa Leo wasn't "pretty or sexy" by the standards of the little teeny tiny pencil-dick suits who ran NBC in those days. Then she got into a mess with her crazy stalker ex-husband and they used that as an excuse to edge her out and replace her, first with Isabella Hoffman, then with Lady Novacaine (and yes, Michele is chilly. But very very pretty.)


erikaj - Jul 29, 2003 1:33:04 pm PDT #5577 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, I read about that. Got my hackles raised, too, if I've got hackles. I think Kay(and Melissa) is a very beautiful woman in a normal-person sort of way, which, hello? What size 0 modelette's gonna work Homicide, or if she is, she's not standing around like a 'bot saying"I'm very pretty...murderers of the world beware!" She would minimize it to fit in in the squad.(Not that hiding my beauty has ever been a problem in my life.)Likethe ADAs on Law & Order. A few even gorgeous women, I could believe, but now it's "McCoy's Angels"


deborah grabien - Jul 29, 2003 1:37:01 pm PDT #5578 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Remember Kay's contempt for "secretaries with guns"?