How about ... Roswell?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 12:05:11 pm PDT #5509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Jul 28, 2003 12:06:12 pm PDT #5510 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hrm. I will percolate.
Although considering how much of an asshat LJ's being, I probably won't even get to post.
Fay - Jul 28, 2003 12:47:02 pm PDT #5511 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Oh my God. Wonderful. Just wonderful.
Dana - Jul 28, 2003 12:47:17 pm PDT #5512 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
For ita. Angel/Roswell.
Darla cursed as the wind blew sand in her face. She hated deserts. She hated being hungry.
There. A figure leaning against the wall outside the diner, cigarette hanging from beautiful young lips.
"Shit! Agent Topolski?" The cigarette fell to the ground.
"Who?"
The boy shook his head. "Sorry. You look like someone I used to know."
"I'm Darla." She took another step, moving close enough to feel the warmth of his body.
"Michael." Sullen, suspicious, but so pretty.
He tasted strange, his blood spicy and sharp and rare.
"Pleased to meet you," she said, and let his body drop.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 1:00:50 pm PDT #5513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hee!
I had completely forgotten that casting overlap ...
claps appreciatively
Fay - Jul 28, 2003 1:07:25 pm PDT #5514 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Firefly/BtVS
Simon's first thought was that she had recognised his face from the bulletins. When he met her eyes, though, he realised that this was silly. Of course she wasn't a threat.
Simon Tam had never really had the opportunity to learn how to talk to girls, but the way that she looked at him was intoxicating.
"Hello, pretty," she said, smiling, and her accent was difficult to place. She was dressed in the height of fashion, as incongruous in this rough cantina as Simon was himself.
He smiled back, entranced.
"Simon," he said, kissing her offered hand. She laughed.
"Drusilla."
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 1:10:02 pm PDT #5515 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG! You killed Simon, you bastard!
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 1:12:00 pm PDT #5516 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"But before you went through the portal - did you read anything weird out loud?"
"It wasn't a portal ... I followed it down a hole in the ground, like ..."
"Sure. Hole. Tesseract ... spatial transfiguration ... wormhole ... they're all semantic representations of the same principle. The key is triggering them ... there must have been some sort of formula ... maybe, if it wasn't you, someone else recited something - portals don't just open by themselves, even if it sometimes ..."
She paused, uncharacteristically, and stared into the little girl's wide eyes.
"The name's Alice, right?" asked Fred.
victor infante - Jul 28, 2003 1:12:30 pm PDT #5517 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Do we get vamp!Simon? Will he go looking for Jayne, now?
Anne W. - Jul 28, 2003 1:59:48 pm PDT #5518 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
ita, I love it!!!