So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 1:10:02 pm PDT #5515 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG! You killed Simon, you bastard!


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 1:12:00 pm PDT #5516 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"But before you went through the portal - did you read anything weird out loud?"

"It wasn't a portal ... I followed it down a hole in the ground, like ..."

"Sure. Hole. Tesseract ... spatial transfiguration ... wormhole ... they're all semantic representations of the same principle. The key is triggering them ... there must have been some sort of formula ... maybe, if it wasn't you, someone else recited something - portals don't just open by themselves, even if it sometimes ..."

She paused, uncharacteristically, and stared into the little girl's wide eyes.

"The name's Alice, right?" asked Fred.


victor infante - Jul 28, 2003 1:12:30 pm PDT #5517 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Do we get vamp!Simon? Will he go looking for Jayne, now?


Anne W. - Jul 28, 2003 1:59:48 pm PDT #5518 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

ita, I love it!!!


deborah grabien - Jul 28, 2003 2:08:32 pm PDT #5519 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(expiring with laughter)

“Now we’re all formal again. I thought I’d die before I’d hear you say ‘ride’.Let me amend, for those of us not born at age forty, high school was a trying experience.”

erika, this is getting uncanny.


erikaj - Jul 28, 2003 2:17:24 pm PDT #5520 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Deb. FP always struck me as the kind of person born knowing not to make faces at people. Or get caught picking his nose. I think Tim spent some time in some lockers, poor guy. Because he would get upset and make it So. Much. Worse.


deborah grabien - Jul 28, 2003 2:24:22 pm PDT #5521 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Yes indeedy.

I do believe we are as one with our Homicide loveness.


Fay - Jul 28, 2003 2:28:06 pm PDT #5522 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Jossverse/Sandman.

(Spoilery for the Jossverse)

And after the sun had finally filled everything, and his veins had exploded into light, he woke up somewhere else.

"Hello, Spike." She wore battered looking jeans and a sexy little strappy black top, and her hair was a glossy black tangle that reminded him of Dru, whose locks he used to brush a hundred times before they curled up to sleep each dawn. "I've been waiting."

"Do I know you, Pet?" She smiled. It was a smile you could lose yourself in very easily.

He wasn't ready after all.

"Bugger that for a lark!"

Spike legged it.

Death shrugged.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 2:31:39 pm PDT #5523 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bwah! That explains so much.


deborah grabien - Jul 28, 2003 2:40:05 pm PDT #5524 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

BWAH! Fay, rocking.