Yep, with say, Munch and Kay, instead of the "deeply stupid" Sunnydale PD. Oh, if only my own characters could hold my attention like that, grr argh. Because, everyone in fandom says how dumb it is that a victim's honey would be let go so easily. And Kay had a ghost visit her once. I could totally see Frank and Tim trying to give Buffy the Out, you know, some people need killing, you were just trying to protect yourself, blah blah.

I know! This was the hardest drabble I've done to date, because my soul just flatout yearns to write an entire season of H:LOTS.

I have the fantasy crossover in my head, where it turns out Luther Mahoney is actually a vampire. But I'm never going to write it, because Luther Mahoney was better written and better portrayed than any other TV villain in history, and I don't mess with perfection.

Except I couldn't write Bayliss, really. Cause in a lot of ways I AM Bayliss. Always with the mindfucking,(I don't mean "thinking about sex'. I mean the other kind that makes my loved ones say "For God's Sake, LET IT GO!" and the Big Questions, and "What does it all mean?" And if the weather sucks, I apologize. Life is my Adena Watson case.

This one's for ita.

Final Destination Rated G, BtVS/PoTC

Blinding white gave way to blinding blue, celestial harmonies to the crash of waves and the distant bustling of crowds.

"Drink?" The sound came from his left, a voice that lilted and swaggered and laughed with one word.

Spike turned his head and blinked at the sight that met his eyes: dusky skin, long tangles of hair, and more eyeliner than he'd seen since Angel got the bloody soul back framing eyes as dark and crazed as Dru's.

"Hang on, is this heaven or hell?"

Gold teeth flashed in a grin with the answer, "Tortuga. A little o' both, savvy?"

Aww, yeah now.

Sookie sookie.

Life is my Adena Watson case.

erika, if I was male and single, I'd marry you. That's one of the single most amazing statements I've ever heard.

Gold teeth flashed in a grin with the answer, "Tortuga. A little o' both, savvy?"

Is bigamy legal? Because I already want to marry Plei.

Thanks, Deb. (And ita, for COMMing that) I think we could be quite happy together, at that.) But who would I put in the box? God? "Ok, so you're the Supreme Being. Lot of responsibilty comes along with that gig. I can only imagine. And people, and their stupid questions :Why'd you let my brother die? How come my ex loves that bitch more than me? I can see how you'd start to lose it."

I'm sort of thinking, Angelus in a cage, like the one in the basement at the Hyperiod. And Frank and Tim circling, trying to break him down...

And we know Frank would have holy water, cause that's the kind of guy he is.

And we know Frank would have holy water, cause that's the kind of guy he is.

Can't you see him chatting genially, and with increasing strength, about the darkness in Angelus? Circling the cage like a big cat, staring at the vial of holy water, raising his own blood pressure....?

Dayummmmm.