Except I couldn't write Bayliss, really. Cause in a lot of ways I AM Bayliss. Always with the mindfucking,(I don't mean "thinking about sex'. I mean the other kind that makes my loved ones say "For God's Sake, LET IT GO!" and the Big Questions, and "What does it all mean?" And if the weather sucks, I apologize. Life is my Adena Watson case.

This one's for ita.

Final Destination Rated G, BtVS/PoTC

Blinding white gave way to blinding blue, celestial harmonies to the crash of waves and the distant bustling of crowds.

"Drink?" The sound came from his left, a voice that lilted and swaggered and laughed with one word.

Spike turned his head and blinked at the sight that met his eyes: dusky skin, long tangles of hair, and more eyeliner than he'd seen since Angel got the bloody soul back framing eyes as dark and crazed as Dru's.

"Hang on, is this heaven or hell?"

Gold teeth flashed in a grin with the answer, "Tortuga. A little o' both, savvy?"

Aww, yeah now.

Sookie sookie.

Life is my Adena Watson case.

erika, if I was male and single, I'd marry you. That's one of the single most amazing statements I've ever heard.

Gold teeth flashed in a grin with the answer, "Tortuga. A little o' both, savvy?"

Is bigamy legal? Because I already want to marry Plei.

Thanks, Deb. (And ita, for COMMing that) I think we could be quite happy together, at that.) But who would I put in the box? God? "Ok, so you're the Supreme Being. Lot of responsibilty comes along with that gig. I can only imagine. And people, and their stupid questions :Why'd you let my brother die? How come my ex loves that bitch more than me? I can see how you'd start to lose it."

I'm sort of thinking, Angelus in a cage, like the one in the basement at the Hyperiod. And Frank and Tim circling, trying to break him down...

And we know Frank would have holy water, cause that's the kind of guy he is.

And we know Frank would have holy water, cause that's the kind of guy he is.

Can't you see him chatting genially, and with increasing strength, about the darkness in Angelus? Circling the cage like a big cat, staring at the vial of holy water, raising his own blood pressure....?

Dayummmmm.

Yep, totally. "A lot of people would envy you, Mr. Angelus. Most humans are made weak by their souls. Hell, if everyone was as free as you, my job wouldn't be half as easy. Cause nobody's conscience would be bothering them anymore, forcing them to sign up for prison on the installment plan. Cause I'm good, Mr. Angelus. But not that good."

Spike/Jack.

I am officially so. Damned. Happy.