Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


askye - Jul 19, 2003 6:16:30 pm PDT #5264 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Connie I love that! And in my head, after Jean Claude has taken Anita where ever she's still trying to get it saying "But they didn't want to have sex with me! Everyone wants to have sex with me!"


erikaj - Jul 19, 2003 6:19:22 pm PDT #5265 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH, Askye, too true.


Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2003 8:13:31 pm PDT #5266 of 10001
brillig

Askye, I tried to figure a way to work that in, but figured she'd be dead long before anyone got to the point of wondering if she was beddable.


Deena - Jul 19, 2003 9:26:18 pm PDT #5267 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Shows how much attention I pay, I thought Jean Claude was blonde.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 20, 2003 12:28:36 am PDT #5268 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

crosses Anita Blake off 'books to read' list

connie, that's fantastic.


Fay - Jul 20, 2003 6:04:11 am PDT #5269 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Connie, that was splendid.

(Am, the first one is far better than I was braced for, although I understand they go downhill. I mean, it was cheesy, there were plenty of irritating wee bits and everyone wanted to shag her, but I was expecting the plot to be worse and the prose style to be more like the ghastly schtick that got parodied in Bitches yesterday, with all the "eyes like limpid dewy pools of glistening amber" nonsense, and it was actually a lot snappier than that. The first one's okay. I'll likely try another, but I'm braced for the badness.)


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2003 10:35:55 am PDT #5270 of 10001
brillig

The first four or five are actually quite good. Just--read a copy before buying it.


erikaj - Jul 20, 2003 11:58:23 am PDT #5271 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, I still plan to read those. And for the latest, some of the sex is hot, but grows redundant, and there's a lot of (unintentional) humor to be found,imo. Don't pay full price though.


Elena - Jul 20, 2003 3:15:52 pm PDT #5272 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

and the prose style to be more like the ghastly schtick that got parodied in Bitches yesterday,

Parodied? Oh, yes, parody.

t looks around shiftily with shifty blue-green eyes


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2003 5:32:09 pm PDT #5273 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Connie, I can't *breathe,* I'm laughing so hard!