Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2003 4:21:11 pm PDT #5259 of 10001
brillig

"Trust me, Slayer. He's a vamp. Just not my kind of vamp. No demon."

Blake pulled herself together. "Of course he's no demon."

Jean Claude held on to her easily. "But he, ma petite, is a demon. You see his face. They do not hunt as I and mine do. They can move about during the day, but they don't have our mental strengths."

Buffy frowned. "Mental strengths."

"Don't meet his eyes," Willow said sharply. "Like Dracula."

Spike and Xander gave identical growls.

Jean Claude blinked. "Tepes survives here?"

"Only until I catch up with him," Spike growled.

"We," Xander added. "We catch up with him."

Buffy studied Jean Claude suspiciously. "How do you know this stuff about him, when he doesn't know about you?"

"I am over four hundred years old, mademoiselle. One learns things."

"The Watchers don't know this stuff."

"The whom, mademoiselle?"

Willow tugged on Buffy's sleeve. "I think we need to go chat with our baby Watcher and our big Watcher and let them go."

"Got my vote. Xander?"

Xander glared at Spike's wound, then shrugged. "Yeah, let 'em go. So long as they really do go," he added with a surprisingly serious glare.

"Yes, m'sieur, we will be going."

"No, we won't," Blake said. "Let me go, don't you dare pull the little woman routine on me."

"Anita, this is not our place, it's best we leave."

"I want my gun."

Buffy went to pick up the pistol. "This ugly thing? Xander, can you unload it for me?"

Xander popped the clip, then opened the breech to pull the round from the chamber. He studied the round as he handed the empty pistol to Buffy. "Huh. It is silver."

"Let me see," Spike said. Xander dropped the round into his hand, and both Blake and Jean Claude fought gasps. Spike gave them puzzled looks, the studied the silvery bullet in its brass casing. He touched the tip of his tongue to the metal. "Yeah, silver, no idea why."

Willow shrugged. "Most protection spells involve silver."

Spike tossed the round back to Xander, who fitted it into the clip. "Does nothing to me." He glanced at his rings. "Just as well."

Buffy turned to Blake and Jean Claude. "As fun as this exchange program is, it's probably a good idea if you go home now."

Blake stuck out her hand. "I want my gun back."

"This thing? OK." Buffy studied it, then grabbed the barrel and squeezed. The heavy steel resisted, but it didn't have to bend far. "Here you go."

Blake took it numbly and didn't say a word.

Xander handed her the clip. "There you go. Use 'em in good health."

"Oi! Maybe I wanted a souvenir?"

"You can keep the one we dig out of you."

"Oh, right. I want the good whiskey, then, if I'm going to get cut on."

"Only the best."

Buffy looked pointedly at Jean Claude, who finally took his gaze from the ruined pistol and nodded.

"Come, ma petite. It's time we went home."

Blake followed him back into the woods. Her voice was raised in argument, then cut off.

"Think he killed her?" Spike said hopefully.

Willow shook her head. "No, they probably went home." She hesitated. "Anybody want to go look?" She didn't get an answer. "OK, home, then, for some vampire surgery and a game of Stump the Watcher!"

Buffy grinned. "She sounds so happy when she gets like this."

"Yeah," Spike grumbled, "it's not her being cut on."

Xander bumped into him companionably. "That's OK, I'll hold your hand. Least I can do for a loved one."

Spike tried to protest, but the smile got away from him. Willow and Buffy watched them with smiles of their own.

Xander and Spike finally noticed. "Stop that!" Spike snapped.

"Not cute," Xander protested, "not cute!" Spike tugged on his arm and they headed off.

Willow looked at Buffy. "Cute."

"Yeah."

"Expelliarmus? Isn't that Harry Potter?"

"Hey, it worked."


Anne W. - Jul 19, 2003 4:25:25 pm PDT #5260 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


Elena - Jul 19, 2003 4:29:41 pm PDT #5261 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Connie, you're slaying me... And I've never read Anita Blake.

His long black hair floated gently in the breeze. Xander licked a finger and held it up to confirm that, no, there was no breeze in his vicinity.

BWAH!

The woman barely glanced at her. "You need faith."

Was really expecting them to bring up Faith at this juncture.


juliana - Jul 19, 2003 4:39:38 pm PDT #5262 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"Expelliarmus? Isn't that Harry Potter?"

"Hey, it worked."

Snerksnerksnerksnerk....


Beverly - Jul 19, 2003 5:29:02 pm PDT #5263 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Heee! bouncebouncebounce And wheee! Thanks, connie!


askye - Jul 19, 2003 6:16:30 pm PDT #5264 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Connie I love that! And in my head, after Jean Claude has taken Anita where ever she's still trying to get it saying "But they didn't want to have sex with me! Everyone wants to have sex with me!"


erikaj - Jul 19, 2003 6:19:22 pm PDT #5265 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH, Askye, too true.


Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2003 8:13:31 pm PDT #5266 of 10001
brillig

Askye, I tried to figure a way to work that in, but figured she'd be dead long before anyone got to the point of wondering if she was beddable.


Deena - Jul 19, 2003 9:26:18 pm PDT #5267 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Shows how much attention I pay, I thought Jean Claude was blonde.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 20, 2003 12:28:36 am PDT #5268 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

crosses Anita Blake off 'books to read' list

connie, that's fantastic.