I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


smonster - Jul 14, 2003 9:44:08 am PDT #5160 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The beast finally came in at 28 pages. It's not fan fic. It's a bloody novella.

It's a bloody good fanfic novella.

Drusilla? Drusilla was locked up. Nothing would help her, but Oz still sat with her almost every day. He seemed to think she wasn’t a lost cause. He’d just sit there, and listen while she ranted at him. This seemed to soothe her.

I love the idea of Oz just sitting with Dru and listening to her. Similar to how he used to listen to Willow babble until she quieted down. It just fits.

Can't wait for the link so I can go back and read it all again.


Elena - Jul 14, 2003 9:48:51 am PDT #5161 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Oh, sure, Deb. I was mocking the Jossverse, not you.


deborah grabien - Jul 14, 2003 10:10:21 am PDT #5162 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I was mocking the Jossverse, not you.

(whew) I'd hate to think anyone thought I'd absolve that.

Because honestly, in my universe? I am Giles' bitch, but what he did to Buffy was much worse than what Angelus did to him. Angelus did it with the "balance" half (caring, goodness) taken out of the free will section (yes, that sounds fuzzy, but I sort of know what I mean). Giles weakened his slayer, the girl even the COW idiots recognised as the one he regarded as his child, endangered her and took her weapons away first, lied to her, and he did it all with free will, because he was "following orders."

I don't like the whole "I was just a grunt, doing what I was told" thing, in any situation. I don't give a damn why he obeyed. Yo, Rupert, here's tea and scones. Got brain?

Feh.


Elena - Jul 14, 2003 10:24:24 am PDT #5163 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

I am Giles' bitch, but what he did to Buffy was much worse than what Angelus did to him. Angelus did it with the "balance" half (caring, goodness) taken out of the free will section (yes, that sounds fuzzy, but I sort of know what I mean).

In theory I might agree with you, but there's the physical and emotional torture, not to mention the girlfriend neck snapping, to consider... Plus which, you know, GILES...


Dana - Jul 14, 2003 10:49:20 am PDT #5164 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The beast finally came in at 28 pages. It's not fan fic. It's a bloody novella.

Er. I don't get it. There's plenty of fic that's long. Even I, who do not tend to write long, have one I'm in the middle of that's around 40 pages.


victor infante - Jul 14, 2003 10:50:39 am PDT #5165 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Er. I don't get it. There's plenty of fic that's long. Even I, who do not tend to write long, have one I'm in the middle of that's around 40 pages.

Oh, maybe it's just me, then. Most of them seem much shorter when I read them. I think it's that it seems a bit long for, say, an average short story.


amych - Jul 14, 2003 10:51:44 am PDT #5166 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't worry about the length -- I've seen fic from one word right up to novel-length.


victor infante - Jul 14, 2003 10:52:41 am PDT #5167 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Don't worry about the length -- I've seen fic from one word right up to novel-length.

Oh, not worrying. Just noting it went on a bit longer than I thought it would.


deborah grabien - Jul 14, 2003 10:55:00 am PDT #5168 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Victor, both "Pensioner" and "Needfire" are that long, if not longer. Speaking of which, someday I need to write the third part of the trilogy.

Elena, I think (yes, I am a meanie) that Angelus' snapping of Jenny's neck was karma for Jenny. She obeyed the family dictates, and the result of her secrecy and secret agenda was the unsouling of Angel (she could have prevented it, by being upfront much earlier, maybe), and Angelus took her down. Instant karma. Sorry for Giles, but on that one? It was all about the Jennyness of the original order-following screwup.

And yes, I know, deep family stuff. I don't care. Whatever the reason for an action, there's always the possibility that a reaction is going to come slamming down the pike.


Beverly - Jul 14, 2003 10:55:33 am PDT #5169 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Catching up on more than a hundred posts. Oh. my. freaking. goodness. Victor, um, gah. connie, wow. sa, hee! elena, oh my. lyra, hmm, you intrigue me. Plei, guh, and whaddaya mean that scene never aired?

I dassn't get this far behind again. This much effugence all at once will cause my brain to go all 'splody.