My whole life, I've never loved anything else.

Oz ,'Him'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


esse - Jul 12, 2003 7:33:41 pm PDT #5112 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

He nodded, grabbing his bag and slinging it over his shoulders. "I wanna call B, too," she added. "And later, if I don't find what I'm looking for, I'm gonna have to work off some of this energy," she said with a small smile and a pat on his shoulder.

He sighed and followed her out the door, adjusting the strap of his bag. With Faith, it meant either fucking or fighting, so he'd simply have to be prepared for both.

They prowled around the city for awhile, checking out a few leads and poking down some of the nastier side streets. No major attacks, though there was some extra dust floating in the wind, and no sign of whatever baddie was getting a rise out of Faith. She explained to Wesley as they were leaving an abandoned warehouse where they'd rousted a small nest of vamps that this stuff took the edge off, but the underlying feeling was still there. And no, she couldn't explain it, and just give her the damn bag already if he was going to be shifting it from shoulder to shoulder the whole night.

They stopped at a twenty-four hour diner around three in the morning, despite Wesley's repeated pleas to just wait until the hotel opened up the dining room in the morning. Faith simply rolled her eyes and pushed in through the door, ignoring Wesley's nose wrinkling at the overpowering smell of grease. (Certain things were never unlearned.) They sat down and ordered waffles, eggs, sausage, OJ and milk (Faith) and coffee with toast and whatever fruit they had on hand (Wesley) from a dour looking woman named Penny.

Faith was still jittery, and she began to bounce her left foot up and down, slowly thrumming through her whole body until the table shook quietly. Wesley reached out a steady hand to cover her knee, and she looked at him weakly before squeezing his fingers with her own and propping her foot up in the booth.

Their food was delivered and they ate in relative silence, noting the passing cars and the shadowplay on the wall. Mid-bite, Faith shuddered to a halt and dropped her fork onto her plate. "Get down," she hissed at Wesley. He obliged, diving under the table--but not before grabbing a piece of nicely buttered toast.

A large green demon that looked vaguely like the Hulk crashed through the window, screaming "Slayer!" Faith looked absolutely delighted as she called out, "Over here, my man, been waiting for you all night." She jumped at it, it lumbered at her, Penny ran for the kitchen, and Wesley ate his toast.

Twenty minutes later and a lot of broken plywood furniture later, fake-Hulk was dead in a pool of it's sticky blood and Wesley was noting the event in his Palm Pilot, sending it to the central base for updating to the database. Faith had green streaks through her hair, muttering, "I didn't know it would freaking squirt at me, dammit," and he hid a smile as he finished the last of his coffee and left cash for the bill and a nice tip.

She grabbed his arm as they left the dinner, pulling him close and whispering, "Well, that takes care of the fighting. Let me get a shower, and we'll take care of the other half of the agenda."


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2003 7:33:48 pm PDT #5113 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh! Nice, Victor.

Even though -- I still must hate Connor. But there's irony, and full circle in it.

One note -- Spike wouldn't already be black and blue, unless a couple hours had passed ... he's still be red and stuff.


victor infante - Jul 12, 2003 7:38:40 pm PDT #5114 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

One note -- Spike wouldn't already be black and blue, unless a couple hours had passed ... he's still be red and stuff.

Huh. Cool biology point! Consider it changed.

Funny, Connor's not really my favorite, either, but honestly? As I started fleshing this story out, I couldn't not use him, y'know?


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2003 7:40:14 pm PDT #5115 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool biology point!
I'm sporting a shiner right now, so I'm all hands on expert.


victor infante - Jul 12, 2003 7:41:44 pm PDT #5116 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I'm sporting a shiner right now, so I'm all hands on expert.

Should I take it the other guy looks worse?


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2003 7:55:59 pm PDT #5117 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Should I take it the other guy looks worse?

I need to start picking on guys my own size, methinks. But he felt my wrath.


deborah grabien - Jul 12, 2003 10:55:58 pm PDT #5118 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Dayum.

Asleep on my feet, but I'm going to have comments on everything tomorrow, you dambetcha.


Connie Neil - Jul 12, 2003 11:02:51 pm PDT #5119 of 10001
brillig

Oh, Elena, I liked the parallel between Andrew and Fred on the "Handsome Man Saved Me" thing. That pegs the hero-worship and neediness well.


Deena - Jul 12, 2003 11:30:14 pm PDT #5120 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Victor, is uniquity a word? I kept trying to read it as iniquity. Your Connor makes sense and I don't like Connor either.

SA, that's one of, if not the, strongest Faith voice I've read, I think.

Twenty minutes later and a lot of broken plywood furniture later

maybe twenty minutes and a lot of....later?

Nice stories. Man there's some good writing going on around here lately.

Lyra, I really like your Willow voice.


deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2003 7:39:56 am PDT #5121 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Wow.

Victor, I so do love that - all of it.

“Love dancing with Summers women,” said Angelus. “Bet you’ve got a lot of big sister’s moves, if you know what I mean.”

GAH. (channelling Plei, who's out of town)

Lyra, I'm loving the hell out of Original!Wes. And Willow's scenes with Amy - teenage witchy with the pencils and Doritos -hee!

A large green demon that looked vaguely like the Hulk crashed through the window, screaming "Slayer!" Faith looked absolutely delighted as she called out, "Over here, my man, been waiting for you all night." She jumped at it, it lumbered at her, Penny ran for the kitchen, and Wesley ate his toast.

I'm sputtering with laughter over here.