I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Jul 12, 2003 7:38:40 pm PDT #5114 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

One note -- Spike wouldn't already be black and blue, unless a couple hours had passed ... he's still be red and stuff.

Huh. Cool biology point! Consider it changed.

Funny, Connor's not really my favorite, either, but honestly? As I started fleshing this story out, I couldn't not use him, y'know?


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2003 7:40:14 pm PDT #5115 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool biology point!
I'm sporting a shiner right now, so I'm all hands on expert.


victor infante - Jul 12, 2003 7:41:44 pm PDT #5116 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I'm sporting a shiner right now, so I'm all hands on expert.

Should I take it the other guy looks worse?


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2003 7:55:59 pm PDT #5117 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Should I take it the other guy looks worse?

I need to start picking on guys my own size, methinks. But he felt my wrath.


deborah grabien - Jul 12, 2003 10:55:58 pm PDT #5118 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Dayum.

Asleep on my feet, but I'm going to have comments on everything tomorrow, you dambetcha.


Connie Neil - Jul 12, 2003 11:02:51 pm PDT #5119 of 10001
brillig

Oh, Elena, I liked the parallel between Andrew and Fred on the "Handsome Man Saved Me" thing. That pegs the hero-worship and neediness well.


Deena - Jul 12, 2003 11:30:14 pm PDT #5120 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Victor, is uniquity a word? I kept trying to read it as iniquity. Your Connor makes sense and I don't like Connor either.

SA, that's one of, if not the, strongest Faith voice I've read, I think.

Twenty minutes later and a lot of broken plywood furniture later

maybe twenty minutes and a lot of....later?

Nice stories. Man there's some good writing going on around here lately.

Lyra, I really like your Willow voice.


deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2003 7:39:56 am PDT #5121 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Wow.

Victor, I so do love that - all of it.

“Love dancing with Summers women,” said Angelus. “Bet you’ve got a lot of big sister’s moves, if you know what I mean.”

GAH. (channelling Plei, who's out of town)

Lyra, I'm loving the hell out of Original!Wes. And Willow's scenes with Amy - teenage witchy with the pencils and Doritos -hee!

A large green demon that looked vaguely like the Hulk crashed through the window, screaming "Slayer!" Faith looked absolutely delighted as she called out, "Over here, my man, been waiting for you all night." She jumped at it, it lumbered at her, Penny ran for the kitchen, and Wesley ate his toast.

I'm sputtering with laughter over here.


esse - Jul 13, 2003 9:49:18 am PDT #5122 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

maybe twenty minutes and a lot of....later?

Mmm. Good point. Thanks.

I'm sputtering with laughter over here.

That's excellent for my self-esteem, which has been taking a self-inflicted beating lately. Thanks!


deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2003 9:56:48 am PDT #5123 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Nope. It rocks. SA, check your LJ - I'm offline in a moment because Nic needs the computer.