Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - May 17, 2003 2:38:30 am PDT #3882 of 10001
brillig

Buffy scanned the landscape. "I don't see anything. What was he doing?"

"Might have been a scout. But how the hell they could have found us--" A jarring pothole knocked him off balance. He caught himself against the window, then yanked his hand back, swearing.

"Are you all right?" Buffy asked.

"Yeah, yeah." He shook his hand, which was smoking just a little, then put a couple of fingers in his mouth. "Where the hell did the bastard go," he muttered, peering out the window.

Buffy stared at him. Would the old Spike, the pre-chip Spike, have dismissed a brush with sunlight so simply? Would that Spike have come on such a dangerous trip? But that Spike had come to her, his mortal enemy, in the first place to propose an alliance against Angelus.

A wise Slayer, one who had read and learned the handbook, would slip out that stake that was nestled in her sleeve and slam it into the back of the vampire who was paying more attention to what was outside the windows than to anything else, especially the Slayer at his back. It was a little insulting, being that dismissed Slayer. Sure, she wasn't supposed to know he was fully back in the game, but he didn't have to make such a point of the fact that he trusted her . . .

He looked over his shoulder and caught her watching him. He started to smirk, but it faded. "What?"

"Manchester United and dog racing, right? That's why you're here?"

He met her eyes easily. "No. You know why I'm here." He looked at her a moment longer, then headed back up the aisle. "It was one of those Knights all right, Ripper. How could they have tracked us?"

With much rustling and muttering, Giles sat up between the seats, wincing slightly at the brighter light. "They do have magical resources, but they're determinedly anti-technology. They couldn't possibly have kept up with us, even if they had known where we were going. And I only thought of it--" He glanced at his watch "--a bit over twelve hours ago."

Willow turned over the back of her seat to join the conversation. "There's divination, scrying. They might have read the future."

Giles frowned. "True divination requires a great deal of power."

"Could you have done it?" Buffy asked Willow, who thought a moment, then shrugged.

"Does it matter how they did it?" Spike said. "They're here, they're onto us. What do we do?"

Xander had been splitting his attention between the road and the debate. "Mark this down as a sure sign of apocalypse, but I agree with bleach-for-brains. What do we do?"

"How much farther?" Giles asked.

"According to the directions you gave me, another three miles."

Giles looked at Buffy. "I say we keep going. The place has walls, and the Knights may respect its sanctuary."

She shrugged. "I don't have any other ideas. We keep going, Xander." He nodded and put all his attention back on the road.

Willow frowned at Giles. "If this is holy ground, won't you and Spike have trouble?"

"I don't think so. It might be uncomfortable in their chapel, what with the crucifix and such, but the grounds themselves should be safe." He glanced at Spike for confirmation.

"Never stopped me," Spike said. "And the poof quite enjoyed strolling convent grounds. He'd challenge me to see if I could get as close the altar as he could." He remembered his audience. "Though that's probably not something that we want to discuss where we're going."

"No," Buffy agreed. "Probably not." She went back up to sit behind Dawn and her mother.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 17, 2003 3:53:33 am PDT #3883 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

He met her eyes easily. "No. You know why I'm here."

Oh, connie. Oh oh oh oh oh.

More, please!


Deena - May 17, 2003 5:57:10 am PDT #3884 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, connie, that was nice. I'd forgotten all about those pesky knights in my tension waiting for glory to appear.


Anne W. - May 17, 2003 6:09:42 am PDT #3885 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"It's St. Eugene all right," she called. "You can just make out the extra set of arms."

Snerk!

I'm loving this, connie. It just keeps getting better and better.


Beverly - May 17, 2003 10:39:24 am PDT #3886 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

connie, it just gets better.

Small nitpick: would it be monastery, rather than convent? Convent makes me think nuns, not monks. Are there monks?


Deena - May 17, 2003 11:00:10 am PDT #3887 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

yup, convent is for nuns, monastery is for monks... and why does that word look misspelled?


Connie Neil - May 17, 2003 11:11:27 am PDT #3888 of 10001
brillig

There will be nuns. I've wondered the precise difference myself, beween monastery and convent. Is there someone more expert in the subtleties of Catholicism about who can clear this up? I've always wondered if the difference has to do with the degree of cloisteredness, with how connected they still are with the world.


esse - May 17, 2003 11:13:18 am PDT #3889 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I'm pretty sure it's just a male-female separation.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 17, 2003 11:14:36 am PDT #3890 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Based on a quick Google and no more, I think the "convent = women / monastery = men" divide is the main, possibly only, one. It may be more complex than that, but I can't find an explanation at the moment.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 17, 2003 11:18:43 am PDT #3891 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That's the common English way, at any rate. this page might be worth a quick glance if you're interested in going further. And makes it clear that they're pretty much interchangeable in most circumstances.