You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


kat perez - Apr 14, 2003 1:24:34 pm PDT #3403 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

100 words, movies. Starting with baby steps.

“So, who do you think really killed Kennedy?”

“The First. Well, not really the First, the Bringers. I never really knew their names. I don’t know if they even had names. Hmm, I suppose they must have. I mean, they didn’t just go around saying ‘Bringer one, how was your day?’ Wouldn’t it have been funny if their names had been like Harry or Dean, something completely normal and evil-free, and…”

Willow smiled and touched the back of Fred’s hand lightly.

“Right. You meant John Kennedy.” Fred smiled sheepishly. “I don’t know. It wasn’t Kevin Costner, that’s for sure.”


deborah grabien - Apr 14, 2003 1:27:03 pm PDT #3404 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(diet cream soda all over monitor)

Kat, you're EVIL!


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2003 1:27:13 pm PDT #3405 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hee, kat.


kat perez - Apr 14, 2003 1:49:43 pm PDT #3406 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Thanks for the hees. I probably have a little more Fred in me than I'd like to admit. That conversation is like some I've had in real life.

(I don't go around tasering people, though. Not unless they really deserve it)


P.M. Marc - Apr 14, 2003 1:55:50 pm PDT #3407 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Kat, that was PRICELESS!


Deena - Apr 14, 2003 4:08:02 pm PDT #3408 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

oh goodness, I like all of this. I love the tragique thing, too funny. The 100s are all amazing. Deb, I can't wait to read the rest.


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 4:27:30 pm PDT #3409 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

kat, that was amazing. Really, really great. And not just because it implies a horrible, painful, bloody death for Kennedy. Wait, my issues...

ita, your Buffy movie drabble is the funniest fucking thing ever!!! And the Dawn one was achy.

Please, please, please everyone gather your drabbles and send them to the Bitch Fic site! Please...


askye - Apr 14, 2003 4:33:42 pm PDT #3410 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

We totally need to start updating the Bitchyfic archive. And adveritsing it somehow.

Kat that was great, at first I thought maybe it was Andrew babbling.


esse - Apr 14, 2003 5:39:19 pm PDT #3411 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I meant to mention that. If you have anything you want to go up on the Bitchfic site, just email it to me in the body of an email or as a.txt attatchment and I'll get it up.


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2003 8:13:57 pm PDT #3412 of 10001
brillig

Dammit, I can't get in to see the Wes/Gunn smut, how cruel is life?

edit: And I was expecting Crispin to end up being a vampire, myself.