I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Apr 14, 2003 12:16:23 am PDT #3368 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

bit more for now:

"....eight, nine, vampires to dust, ten, eleven, man and woman together, oh Eyghon I offer these up unto thee, thy spell complete, eight, nine..."

"Bloody hell!" Emma turned towards the pentagram, and then dropped hurriedly to one knee as Dru sailed over her and smacked into a hideous claw-footed Victorian table.

"Emma! Get that girl out of here! Hurry!" Spike, either more careful or less foolhardy than his berserker ladylove, was feinting and dodging Crispin's moves. Emma's drop distracted him momentarily into a stare of admiration, and the lapse cost him, since Crispin promptly put the side of his foot against the vampire's chin. The kempo move would have snapped the neck of most men; Spike merely yelped and became instantly more careful.

"Not yet!" Emma called back. She hadn't forgot about Drusilla, who was weaving about a bit groggily, but Ethan Rayne had just taken precedence. Something was materialising behind him, something huge and dark and scaly. Hearing it, or perhaps sensing it, Ethan screamed "BEHOLD EYGHON!" and leaped for the edge of the pentagram.

"Oh no you don't, love," Emma said furiously. Grabbing him by the scruff of his shirt, she promptly tossed him back into the chalked icon. His eyes wide with disbelief, he backed away from both the furious Valkyrie he was supposed to be feeding to the demon he'd summoned, and from the demon itself. In doing so, he nearly backed into Dru. He shrieked and edged away, freezing as it suddenly occurred to him that he'd run out places to edge to.

"Ooooooh," she said. "Big and black and hungry. Big sharp shiny teeth. It smells of corpuscles and sewage. Yummy yums!"

The demon, taking on some definition, made a noise. Even Spike had stopped now, and was staring at it.

"Bloody hell," he said, "is that what Junior was doing all along, then? Doesn't he know you can't feed that sort of demon a vampire?"


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:03:52 am PDT #3369 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

I'd give a lot to see that on film.

For fuck's sake. It's hard to get something to 1000 words. Really, I'm going to have to get terse.


esse - Apr 14, 2003 1:06:22 am PDT #3370 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

What? The flashfic challenge?


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:10:40 am PDT #3371 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

YES. I had a lovely little thing at 1300 words. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lose the setting...


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:11:16 am PDT #3372 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Say, could someone help me out with a definition of hurt/comfort?


esse - Apr 14, 2003 1:16:01 am PDT #3373 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

It's a genre of fanfiction where one character in a relationship is purposefully maimed/injured/physically or emotionally cut down as a plot device so that another character can take care of them in a romantic/sexual situation.


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:20:24 am PDT #3374 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Huh... See, because I've got one of my characters hurt (in cannon, actually) and the hurt character takes sexual comfort from the second character. Would this count?


Lee - Apr 14, 2003 1:21:13 am PDT #3375 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

shrift, I finally got a chance to read Thrall. Damm that was good.


esse - Apr 14, 2003 1:26:33 am PDT #3376 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

See, because I've got one of my characters hurt (in cannon, actually) and the hurt character takes sexual comfort from the second character. Would this count?

It could. It's really up to you.


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:33:12 am PDT #3377 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, I think that it's going to have to count, because I only need to lose 29 more words.