I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


esse - Apr 14, 2003 1:26:33 am PDT #3376 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

See, because I've got one of my characters hurt (in cannon, actually) and the hurt character takes sexual comfort from the second character. Would this count?

It could. It's really up to you.


Elena - Apr 14, 2003 1:33:12 am PDT #3377 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Well, I think that it's going to have to count, because I only need to lose 29 more words.


shrift - Apr 14, 2003 6:22:43 am PDT #3378 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

"Yeah. It's really tragic, when you think about it. I mean Richard and Philip, not me and Warren, although that is not without its own element of the tragique."

Okay, Plei? I just wanted to mention that imagining Andrew saying this line makes me laugh *almost* as much as I laugh when I imagine him prancing around in a toga singing "We are as gods!"

So. Pretty damn perfect.

And Perkins, glad to hear it. It really wasn't, uh, work-appropriate, you know? Heh.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 14, 2003 6:33:38 am PDT #3379 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

You're all amazingly talented. I'm not clever enough today to give proper feedback, but you're all wonderful writers. Thank you for sharing.


P.M. Marc - Apr 14, 2003 8:45:24 am PDT #3380 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Okay, Plei? I just wanted to mention that imagining Andrew saying this line makes me laugh *almost* as much as I laugh when I imagine him prancing around in a toga singing "We are as gods!"

Hee! Thank you kindly.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2003 9:57:50 am PDT #3381 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here's my movie drabble for Sunday 100:

"Luke Perry?"

"Yeah … don't you like him? He was Dylan on 9021…"

"I know who he is, Andrew. It's just the idea of him playing my boyfriend that's weird."

"Oh, but he's cool! I'm calling his character Pike."

She slides her gaze across the room where Spike is intently not listening to them.

"Pike?" she mutters.

Andrew follows her look, and giggles.

"No! Nothing to do with him. A live boyfriend."

Spike's cough may have been real, Buffy thinks. Maybe vampires can cough. She narrows her eyes.

"Sounds good," she says. "You know who would make a great vamp?"


deborah grabien - Apr 14, 2003 10:10:12 am PDT #3382 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

BWAH!


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2003 10:23:09 am PDT #3383 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Deb. It's an odd picture to get stuck in your brain on the drive to work.

One more:

Dawn wasn't sure where the DVD player had come from, or who'd hooked it up. She suspected a conspiracy of silence between Spike and Willow, although the two rarely spoke when not patrolling.

Spike always watched horror movies, gaining a brief relaxation when the heroine survived to the end. Willow and Xander watched 80s teen movies in together, but isolated. Tara would hold Willow sometimes, as they sat, but Anya just stared at Xander burying himself in the fiction.

Dawn didn't use it. No one had yet made a movie for forgetting your sister had killed herself in your place.


deborah grabien - Apr 14, 2003 10:37:05 am PDT #3384 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Jeez. OK, I give. What's the drabble form this time? 100 words and a movie?

She lay on her back, staring at the ceiling, running the film behind her eyes.

A week ago, a month ago, an endless fathomless moment ago, she had watched this with Tara. They'd both liked the film better than the book, oddly enough; the book, while wonderful, had been written by a man. The film - Sarandon's red curls and cello, Cher's screw-you do-me attacks of conscience, Feiffer's warmth and porcelain elegance - was all about the women. And watching them destroy Nicholson, that exquisite coven? She'd held Tara's hand, the two of them howling with laughter.

But their movie was over.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2003 10:40:10 am PDT #3385 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jeez. OK, I give.

Whoo! You're such a pushover.

In the best of ways. I love how sad one can get with 100 words, and I love how sad you got.

I don't think you can post anonymously to this drabble, but I can post it for you, with appropriate disclaiming, if you like.