Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Fay - Mar 29, 2003 4:17:39 pm PST #3047 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Little first drafty thing on the go at the moment. Unfinished. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated:

* * *

The girls kept on showing up, shocky-eyed and jumpy, like they were the tattered remnants of the Rebel forces and someone had declared 1630 Revello Drive a sun-drenched suburban version of Yavin's fourth moon. The house was filling fast, and the more of them arrived, the lonelier Andrew felt. It was like school all over again, only worse, if that was possible, because this was *it*, 24/7, no escape, and all his books and carefully labelled videos and the mint condition figurines, and all the magazines and fanzines and Top Trumps sets and all the things that mattered were gone.

And Warren was gone.

And it kept on not getting any better.

* * *

It was kind of ironic, how things turned out. He hadn't really expected to get to hang out with The Slayer, although when Jonathan talked about it Andrew had sometimes found himself swept along wistfully in his wake and had almost forgotten about The Plan. But here he was, with The Slayer and The Wicked Witch of the West and, and - and really, they ought to have a proper name, like the Superfriends, or the Justice League, or The Uncanny X Men, or something. The Stake Team, maybe. Or the Bat Pack, or, well, something. They didn't seem to understand that there were precedents, there were Ways Things Should Be Done. Although Buffy was pretty good at being the leader, he had to admit, even without having a cool uniform or gadgets or any of that stuff. He could see why they followed her. Still, Andrew occupied his mind part of the time with trying to design a cool outfit for The Slayer, and he was wondering how to broach the subject with one of the Slayer Wannabes, get them to plan ahead. Maybe even explain to them how useful it would be to have a sidekick who could raise demons and had some first-hand experience of Evil Genius-hood.

If any of them would just talk to him.

* * *

He almost missed Mexico, and who knew that that was even possible? But the thing about Mexico was that they were supposed to be outsiders, and so the reason they didn't belong was because they were foreign, rather than freaks. In a weird way they got extra coolness points just for being American. Although the locals still hated them, of course - but the thing was that it was like they'd chosen to be alone. It was almost a relief, although he hardly noticed it at the time, because everything else was so awful. Nothing had prepared them for it, and he'd never felt so exposed and vulnerable in his life before. It was filthy, and hot, and his skin was burned to a crisp straight away, and he was allergic to just about everything, and he hated hated hated Jonathan, who actually spoke some Spanish and kind of blended in, being all short and dark and annoying. Andrew spoke six demon languages fluently and he knew enough Kankanath and Fyaral to get by, but his Spanish was lousy and everyone took advantage of him, like he had "Hi, I'm American, Please Rip Me Off" tattooed on his forehead. The days were hideous and the nights were worse, torn between conscious terrors and broken nightmares of what Willow had become, and what she would do to them when she finally found them. And what she had done to Warren.

He woke up crying a lot.

The first time he saw Warren again, he thought his heart would burst with relief.

Now he was surrounded by English speakers again, back in Sunnydale, and everything was worse than ever. He'd never been so alone in his life.

He missed Jonathan, and he hadn't really expected that. It wasn't like they were friends, exactly. Not really. Not like him and Warren. God, he missed Warren. Warren was the first thing he thought of when he woke up and the last thing he thought of when he went to sleep. Warren would totally have come back for him if Willow hadn't gone all Terminator. They'd had a special understanding, like - like Starsky and Hutch, or Kirk and Spock, or Luke and Han; and Han wouldn't ever really leave Luke to handle Vader on his own, not ever. Warren wouldn't have abandoned him. Maybe Jonathan, because Jonathan was annoying and he didn't really believe in Warren. But he would totally have come back for Andrew. That's why it seemed so logical when he did.

Although, as it turned out, he didn't after all. And now even Jonathan was gone, which was his fault, and there was nobody to get stuff. Except Xander, who was quite a lot bigger than Andrew had realised - but he was rebuffing every hopeful overture Andrew made, and pretending that he didn't know the Batman from the Man-Bat.

Andrew got knots in his belly thinking about Jonathan. But it wasn't like it was his fault, not really. Warren had said - only it wasn't Warren, he had to stop thinking it was Warren - the First Evil had said that Jonathan would go to a better place and be at peace, and that it was all part of The Plan. Andrew had felt - needed. Important. Special. Valued.

Loved.

But it had all been a lie.

* * *

edited 'cause I'm tweaking and chopping and changing already.


Elena - Mar 29, 2003 4:48:25 pm PST #3048 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Niiiiice... Very geekly.


Anne W. - Mar 29, 2003 4:52:50 pm PST #3049 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Awwww.... I want to pat Andrew on the head and tell him that everything's going to be all right. Beautifully written and oh-so-sad.


Elena - Mar 29, 2003 5:00:51 pm PST #3050 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Oh, Anne. That's such a sweet impulse. Of course, you'd be a big fat LIAR.


Anne W. - Mar 29, 2003 5:27:15 pm PST #3051 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

All too true, Elena, but it would make him feel better for a little while, at least up until his horrible death.


Elena - Mar 29, 2003 5:30:38 pm PST #3052 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

True. But so would some hot Xander action, and I don't think that we'll be seeing that either.


Fay - Mar 29, 2003 5:32:04 pm PST #3053 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thank you - glad you think it's working so far. I'm chopping and changing already like mad, and I'm not sure whether it's going to go anywhere or just be a little vignette thing. I do just adore Andrew, poor baby. He's so hopeless and needy. Bless.


Fay - Mar 29, 2003 5:44:42 pm PST #3054 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hey, Deb? Just wondered - d'you think Roz K would be tempted to go to The Harvest ?

...although having a random woman offering to squire her there on the basis of mutual (albeit ether-based) friends is, perhaps, a touch stalkerlicious.

Sigh.


deborah grabien - Mar 29, 2003 8:59:08 pm PST #3055 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Fay, FUN fic. I say Andrew needs a honey.

Harvest, that looks like fun. I actually did mention you to Roz (she was wanting to know who hung on the boards here), but I don't know that that qualifies as a dance card thing.

I wonder if she's planning to go? Must send link....


Elena - Mar 29, 2003 11:01:53 pm PST #3056 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

SA

First off, the original story was really quite good. I'm shamefully glad that I didn't have that problem (oh, my, I'm an unpleasant person).

You stand stock still in a room that is soft to the touch,

I don't know if this was your intent, but I find that incredibly creepy.

You've never been afraid of spiders, but you think you're going to start.

This I really like. It sounds like Faith.

There's another flash from your dream, of one bigass spider that reeks of the familiar scent called "evil."

This is fine, but I think I'd prefer the simplicity of 'that reeks of the familiar scent of evil'. 'Cause I'm simple.

More than anything in this hole you relive every moment you had with her, every second close to her, every time she smiled at you and you shared something no one in the fucking world could take away from you. Even when things were shitty you two were tighter than anything. You got to her, and you know not many people have that privilege.

I really like this, and what's more I think that it's really true. It's a take on their relationship that I think is unexplored.

You're trapped again, only this time it feels like the dreamworld has come crashing into reality 'cause you feel a hand over your mouth and you tense at the viselike grip and you can smell some froufy hand lotion and if you just squint a little in the dark you can almost see--
--a blonde chick, and you blanche 'cause you're so sick of blondes, but this isn't Buffy, it's someone way the fuck different, with hours-to-fix curls and thin, evil eyebrows and a big red mouth that curves in a smile you can feel deep inside of you.

I like this. It sounds like Faith and it's a damn good description of the creeping evil that was Glory… Or that should have been Glory.

And then your metaphors take a more literal turn and you buck backwards under a terrifying grip as a tongue pushes inside of you with no pretense of pleasure. You're trapped again, in a new way, under this devouring, and your own words ring in your head and wanting, taking, having, and this thing, this whatever seems to be taking that idea to heart.

Oh, this is nice. This is very nice.

You wake up, shuddering again, and you wonder if maybe you can get some kind of anti-sleeping pill because it seems more often than not you're shocked awake by some fucking dream and you're sick of it.

I really like this - the anti-sleeping pill.

and you wish you didn't have such shitty luck with Watchers 'cause one would be damn helpful right about now.

Your Faith voice is fantastic. It really is.

weirdoes

Is that how you spell this? Huh. Looks funny. SA, I can't say enough about your Faith voice. It's dead on. I really enjoyed this. You took the original story - which was very good - and made it your own by changing the POV. Second person? Is that right? Whichever, it's perfect. The voice never falters and the imagery - though it's the same as in the original story - is somehow fresh and different. I don't quite know how you managed it, but it's wonderful.

As for titles... Hmm... 'Rise' is good - I like simple... But maybe a play on the nursery rhyme?

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
and sat down beside her
and frightened MIss Muffet away.

So... Too bad 'Along Came a Spider' was taken... Beside Her? Um... Away? What the Hell is a Tuffet, Anyway?