Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2003 11:05:13 pm PST #1768 of 10001
brillig

connie, the dress Buffy was buried in was slit up the back, it was fastened with hooks or buttons at the neck

Really? Boy, you researched that.

I think Xander would not know about screws vs. nails. All the coffins he's seen have been the metal ones with hinged lids, I imagine. Willow might think of correcting him, but might be reluctant to go into Trivial Pursuit mode at such a time.


deborah grabien - Feb 25, 2003 11:12:11 pm PST #1769 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Elena's right about that dress; I remember it well, because I lusted after it -I thought it was gorgeous and yup, an open back with a single elastic/button dealy closure.

Would Xander know about screws versus nails? I think he would. He's seen an awful lot of vamps crawling out of the damned things, and presumably helped Buffy push some of the empty ones back into the ground.


Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2003 11:13:38 pm PST #1770 of 10001
brillig

I always thought vampire just clawed through the coffin and dug their way up.


Elena - Feb 25, 2003 11:15:43 pm PST #1771 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Ehh, I just remember it from the episode because I had a WTF moment about how professional the burial seemed... What with the headstone and all when YOU ARE KEEPING THE DEATH A SECRET!!!

Sorry, sorry... issues..

I don't know, deb, when vamps come out of the ground they are bursting from the coffins and clawing their way out (or partially out, anyway). I'm not sure that Xander would have seen an acutal burial aside from Joyce's.


deborah grabien - Feb 25, 2003 11:16:18 pm PST #1772 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I seem to recall rather a few fights with Buffy and a few of the Scoobs, with coffin bits poking out of the earth.

But it's a small point.


Elena - Feb 25, 2003 11:16:29 pm PST #1773 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

And a cross post with connie wherein we use the same descriptives!


deborah grabien - Feb 25, 2003 11:17:27 pm PST #1774 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(how on earth do they explain all those disturbed graves and coffin bits all the graveyeards of Sunnydale every second Thursday, anyway? I've often wondered....)


Connie Neil - Feb 25, 2003 11:19:11 pm PST #1775 of 10001
brillig

I've always pitied the groundskeepers who have to figure out something to do with all the dead demons.


Elena - Feb 25, 2003 11:19:46 pm PST #1776 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Gas leak?
Gangs on PCP?
Sewer back-up?
Teddy Bears' Picnic?


deborah grabien - Feb 25, 2003 11:20:26 pm PST #1777 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Well, it's a fair question, innit? They raised the roof and nearly torched the town over two dead kids in a playground, but shards of mahogany coffin and piles of dust and green horned types lying around and no one even raises an eyebrow?