And a cross post with connie wherein we use the same descriptives!
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
(how on earth do they explain all those disturbed graves and coffin bits all the graveyeards of Sunnydale every second Thursday, anyway? I've often wondered....)
I've always pitied the groundskeepers who have to figure out something to do with all the dead demons.
Gas leak?
Gangs on PCP?
Sewer back-up?
Teddy Bears' Picnic?
Well, it's a fair question, innit? They raised the roof and nearly torched the town over two dead kids in a playground, but shards of mahogany coffin and piles of dust and green horned types lying around and no one even raises an eyebrow?
Teddy Bears' Picnic?
Especially if catered by Angelus.
Not to mention all the deaths caused by spontaneous neck ruptures.
I wonder if doctors who work in Sunnydale ever go to other hospitals and get strange reps. "Maybe it's--heh--neck rupture." "Maybe it's what?" "Never mind."
Especially if catered by Angelus.
Dainty little finger sandwiches. With real fingers in them.
Dainty little finger sandwiches. With real fingers in them.
Heh.