It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2003 10:52:05 pm PST #1040 of 10001
brillig

Very small chunk, to try and prime the pump

As Buffy entered the kitchen, she heard sounds from the laundry room. "Dawn? You'll wake Mom."

Joyce came out of the laundry room, wearing her robe and leaning on her hated walker. "It's me, Buffy."

"Mom?" Buffy went to help her into a chair. "Oh, Mom, you've only been home for two days, you're supposed to be still resting, not worrying about the laundry."

"Well, from the size of the piles in there, someone should be." She looked down uncomfortably. "Actually, I was hoping to get a few things done before either of you woke up. I--had a little accident--spilled ..."

Buffy noticed her mother wasn't wearing anything under her robe, and she suddenly realized just what kind of accident Joyce meant. She called on every ounce of Slayer stoicism not to react to her mother's embarrassment. "You could have called. I'd have heard. I'd have been glad to help."

Pride replaced embarrassment. "I'm never going to get better if I don't do things for myself. But I will let you move things from the washer to the dryer."

"OK. And while we're waiting for the washer to finish, I'll make some breakfast."

"Thank you, dear."

Buffy took a few extra moments looking at the contents of the fridge, trying not to cry. It was just one of those bobbles on the road to recovery. Compared to how she was just a few weeks ago, Joyce was practically ready to run a marathon. They'd had the hospital's resources to depend on, though, before. Now, while Joyce might not still need extensive care, it was up to Buffy and Dawn to see to the needs of an invalid. And that on top of trying to make sure the world didn't end. Again.

She got a grip and pulled out the eggs and ham. Lesser mortals did this sort of thing every day. A Slayer could take care of her recuperating mother and protect the Key. All before breakfast. Which she could cook too.

She took the eggs and a bowl to Joyce. "Here, crack the eggs into this. I keep smooshing them in my fingers, stupid fragile things. Don't worry about any little bits of shell or anything like that. Dawn and I are used to that. I'm going to go get the paper." She hurried out before Joyce could finish her disbelieving look and move on to Lecture on Proper Breakfast Preparation.


Deena - Jan 14, 2003 10:54:22 pm PST #1041 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

More, please.


Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2003 10:55:43 pm PST #1042 of 10001
brillig

Be patient, please, my muse has gone off to Bimini again. Darn her, she disappears in the middle of the night, just leaving a note behind.


Deena - Jan 14, 2003 10:57:04 pm PST #1043 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Okay, I can do patience. It sounded like them. That's always my first criteria, I think. So, that was good. I just want more, but I can wait.


Elena - Jan 14, 2003 11:08:18 pm PST #1044 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Did you want me to track down your muse? I can do it. I'll even rough her up a little if you like.


Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2003 11:20:21 pm PST #1045 of 10001
brillig

You'll go to Bimini for me? I know it's a sacrifice and all, but I'd appreciate it. There's a cabana boy named Raoul she's spoken of ...


Elena - Jan 14, 2003 11:22:13 pm PST #1046 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Hmm. Maybe if I distract Raoul she'll come back to you. I must think of a cunning plan.


P.M. Marc - Jan 14, 2003 11:22:55 pm PST #1047 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yargh. Anyone remember without me having to dig through my screencaps if Wes's bedroom floor is carpeted?


Deena - Jan 14, 2003 11:23:22 pm PST #1048 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I would go to Bimini and take her place, but I don't know if Raoul is prepared to midwife. Hmmm, still, Bimini.


Deena - Jan 14, 2003 11:23:45 pm PST #1049 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

yes, carpet, ugly carpet, I think.