Do I have to? Can't I picture Colin Firth gazing longingly at me?

Only if he has grid lines overlaid upon his face.

That's just mean. When did you get all mean?

Also, Robin, why are you bogarting all the imaginary sweethearts? It isn't enough that Stephen Colbert is your seekrit TV boyfriend, now Colin is gazing longingly at you?

Or is he so full of longing because he's so jealous of Colbert?

Either way, keep your imaginary mitts off him.

That's just mean. When did you get all mean?

I've always been mean. Meaner than a witch's tit.

Speaking of Colin Firth, did anybody see Lost Empires?

Meaner than a witch's tit.

And colder than a junkyard dog, no doubt.

Meaner than a witch's tit.

And that's mean!

However, I enjoyed reading Guess That Buffista, but the physics made my brain curl up in a tiny ball and whimper.

Yes, but how do you feel about auditory vibrations and their interaction, or not, with nearby observers?

::clears throat::

Aux armes, citoyens!!!

You may be talking about duct tape and physics, but I want to bring you all my Mixed Metaphor of the Day!

They [class actions] can be the Colt pistol of the little folks, i.e., in appropriate cases, they provide the key to the Temple of Justice for those who could not possibly afford an individual action...

the presence or absence of an observer is fundamentally important to the nature of an event? I think that throws a monkey wrench into your outlook on this matter, ita.

My understanding is that you cannot observe an event without changing it, and sometimes you can't know the state of an event in too much detail, but that doesn't mean that things aren't happening.

I'd like to thank whoever it was here (and I'm pretty sure it was here, why I don't know) who shared the trick of unclogging a toilet with boiling water.

Stupidass inefficient water saving toilets.

Wow. Co-worker just told me a teacher in the suburb where she lives sent home a note to the parents of the black children in her class, telling them she was going to school their kids in how to act right and to pull up their pants because it means you're getting it up the ass in prison, also please write the word SAGGIN backwards and know that's what I think of you and your children.

I mean she didn't use those words exactly (except for the part about writing the word backwards).

The assery. I hope her ass is fired but good.