Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:03:14 am PST #923 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monday.

Monday.

Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday....

Nope, the word still retains its meaning.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:04:00 am PST #924 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Except rumor has it that it is supposed to be 84 degrees today. WTF?

Your side of the Earth is too close to the sun....


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:07:56 am PST #925 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This morning I got a little freaked out that there was a slight gas smell in the apartment. Then I noticed that it was stronger near the window. Asked Bob to open the window and take a sniff. He reported, "Oh my god, it smells like if you had a friend made of gas, and you invited him over and he cut one." Another sniff out the window. "It's like the whole city farted at once!"

Gas-like odor permeates Manhattan.


sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 5:08:53 am PST #926 of 10001

I think what I need is one of those light alarm thingies

I need the rest of the world to conform to my sleep cycle.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 5:09:12 am PST #927 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

So, apparently the fact that I've been smelling gas and feeling nauseous is not related to my being pregnant. Eep!

[gassy xpost]


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:09:21 am PST #928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"It's like the whole city farted at once!"

No one light a match!


sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 5:11:00 am PST #929 of 10001

Jeez, y'all and your mysterious smells. I think the syrup one was less alarming.


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:13:41 am PST #930 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Me & the office mate are talking about it. He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted. Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:15:13 am PST #931 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.

Maybe some unspeakable demon came up from Hell and then forgot to close the Hellmouth....


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:09 am PST #932 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Authorities were investigating the source of a mysterious gas-like odor Monday that stretched across a large part of Manhattan, including Rockefeller Center.

"Fuck Manhattan! How's 45 Rock?!"

Across the Hudson River, Jersey City, New Jersey, mayor's spokeswoman Maria Pignataro said officials there were told the odor was due to a gas leak in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, just north of Greenwich Village.

...sorry.