Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.
Maybe some unspeakable demon came up from Hell and then forgot to close the Hellmouth....
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:15:13 am PST #931 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:09 am PST #932 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Authorities were investigating the source of a mysterious gas-like odor Monday that stretched across a large part of Manhattan, including Rockefeller Center.
"Fuck Manhattan! How's 45 Rock?!"
Across the Hudson River, Jersey City, New Jersey, mayor's spokeswoman Maria Pignataro said officials there were told the odor was due to a gas leak in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, just north of Greenwich Village.
...sorry.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:38 am PST #933 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Yeah, I couldn't smell it until about 14th St this morning (coming from Brooklyn on the F), and then it got REALLY strong at 34th and 42nd.
Apparently they've evacuated Macy's and Saks, but not Grand Central. WTF? Shoppers need more protection than commuters, I guess.
Kat - Jan 08, 2007 5:20:24 am PST #934 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm deeply amused that an entire city smells like gas and that it's all the fault of bon bon's neighborhood!
I think the syrup one was less alarming.
I can imagine so. Plus syrup would just be hungrymaking.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 5:22:41 am PST #935 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I only caught the syrup one time, and totally missed this gas situation. It's weird how I only go under most of Manhattan.
No. It's not lame. It's more like, "Good-bye skinny clothes! I hope to fit in your size 4-ness again one day. Maybe this time next year? Except you are all spring and summer weight, so maybe in spring 2008."
You can be like the woman (from Joe Millionaire!) in the weightloss commercial who's like, "Yeah, I had a baby and became a BLIMP-O size 10! Thanks to this product, now I'm back to a 4 LIKE I SHOULD BE!" My mother and I rolled our eyes forever at that one.
Theodosia - Jan 08, 2007 5:32:27 am PST #936 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
No icky smells here in Boston, but I got motion-sick on the T... does that count?
Also, in other news, ten blocks of downtown Austin was closed down this morning because of a high number of dead birds discovered this morning. No, I'm not making that up!
Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 5:35:27 am PST #937 of 10001
What is even happening?
Yikes, Theo. That can't be a good sign.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:36:12 am PST #938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Austin, TX, right?
Kat - Jan 08, 2007 5:37:52 am PST #939 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesus. Bird death always makes me feel like the apocalpyse is coming.
I don't know that I should be a size 4, Jesse. I just like that I was. Even briefly.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 5:39:36 am PST #940 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jesus. Bird death always makes me feel like the apocalpyse is coming.
Yeah. I think if I were ever a size 4 again (and I don't actually think I should be -- I think I should be an 8 or 10), I'd also feel like the apocalypse was coming.