I think what I need is one of those light alarm thingies
I need the rest of the world to conform to my sleep cycle.
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 5:08:53 am PST #926 of 10001
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 5:09:12 am PST #927 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
So, apparently the fact that I've been smelling gas and feeling nauseous is not related to my being pregnant. Eep!
[gassy xpost]
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:09:21 am PST #928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"It's like the whole city farted at once!"
No one light a match!
sarameg - Jan 08, 2007 5:11:00 am PST #929 of 10001
Jeez, y'all and your mysterious smells. I think the syrup one was less alarming.
bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:13:41 am PST #930 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Me & the office mate are talking about it. He couldn't smell it in Brooklyn so we figured New Jersey farted. Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 5:15:13 am PST #931 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or else their sulfur flavoring plant exploded.
Maybe some unspeakable demon came up from Hell and then forgot to close the Hellmouth....
bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:09 am PST #932 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Authorities were investigating the source of a mysterious gas-like odor Monday that stretched across a large part of Manhattan, including Rockefeller Center.
"Fuck Manhattan! How's 45 Rock?!"
Across the Hudson River, Jersey City, New Jersey, mayor's spokeswoman Maria Pignataro said officials there were told the odor was due to a gas leak in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, just north of Greenwich Village.
...sorry.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 5:19:38 am PST #933 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Yeah, I couldn't smell it until about 14th St this morning (coming from Brooklyn on the F), and then it got REALLY strong at 34th and 42nd.
Apparently they've evacuated Macy's and Saks, but not Grand Central. WTF? Shoppers need more protection than commuters, I guess.
Kat - Jan 08, 2007 5:20:24 am PST #934 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm deeply amused that an entire city smells like gas and that it's all the fault of bon bon's neighborhood!
I think the syrup one was less alarming.
I can imagine so. Plus syrup would just be hungrymaking.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 5:22:41 am PST #935 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I only caught the syrup one time, and totally missed this gas situation. It's weird how I only go under most of Manhattan.
No. It's not lame. It's more like, "Good-bye skinny clothes! I hope to fit in your size 4-ness again one day. Maybe this time next year? Except you are all spring and summer weight, so maybe in spring 2008."
You can be like the woman (from Joe Millionaire!) in the weightloss commercial who's like, "Yeah, I had a baby and became a BLIMP-O size 10! Thanks to this product, now I'm back to a 4 LIKE I SHOULD BE!" My mother and I rolled our eyes forever at that one.