I swear, I'm about to spork a server
pictures sarameg in the server room, spork in hand, saying "Does sarameg have to spork a bitch?:
shrift, you can tell me what's in your gimlet, I promise not to judge. much
Last night, I had a vodka gimlet with ginger infused vodka. MMMMMM.
Yeah. I want to get a date.
Right. Okay, how about "Dark haired writer seeks literate smartass for cocktails and fun."
I like it, but my track record is almost a total zero, so don't take my advice.
One more and then I'll stop. [link]
Neckline probably not good on me. Depends on how the fabric drapes, but I love the look and the color.
Timelies all!
Why am I so freakin' sleepy? 30 minutes on the treadmill at 2 mph is not that strenuous.
Jamaican Label Art
Okay, that takes me back, hardcore.
Last time I was out (Schatzi) I had another gimlet (okay, I had two) but the bartender/waitress looked so blankly at me when I asked her what was in them that I can't make a report. They were okay. And then someone (not there) called in a round of tequila shots for the birthday girl. Good tequila, too. Almost worth sipping.
People looked at me funny (except the French chick who wanted to share) when I reached for the salt. What's wrong with people?
No idea about my comfortable rate of alcohol consumption. I just try to make sure there's no Jager.
I just don't know if I'm insensitive in general, or if all the sort of Axe deodorant type commercials over the years have desensitized me.
I thought the Snickers ad was pretty hilarious.
I don't get the issue.