I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2007 12:54:46 pm PST #8837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's nice to be able to leave work before the sun has set....


DavidS - Feb 07, 2007 12:57:38 pm PST #8838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::gives DJ brazillions:

::crosses tommyrot off the "is vampire?" list::

Sweet! Just scored free food in the breakroom just as the hunger was hitting me. Leftover turkey sandwich (on Dutch Crunch) from a meeting.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2007 1:01:45 pm PST #8839 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's nice to be able to leave work before the sun has set....

I haven't quite gotten there, but it's just around the corner.

Please? [link]

Pretty please? [link]

With sugar on top? [link]


Consuela - Feb 07, 2007 1:03:00 pm PST #8840 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

omg so bored.

Am watching a flash-based introduction to my new employer, complete with stupid little tests of the accounting codes. Shoot me now.

Shrift, 6-7 drinks in 2 hours? Holy carp, woman, you are made of iron!


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2007 1:10:18 pm PST #8841 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And I will buy this for Aimee, for the next time LA gets cold [link]

I can have 4 scotches and 2 Jagers in 4 hours.


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 1:11:29 pm PST #8842 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh...Aimee Likey!


Cass - Feb 07, 2007 1:12:51 pm PST #8843 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"That's how many drinks?? One...two...eleventy...twelvelty...David Hewlett is awesomely velvety...four..."
David Hewlett is awesomely velvety is going to be my new phrase for ... something. I don't know what yet, but that phrase is nearly as awesomely velvety as David Hewlett.

So I had an appointment to have my alignment done today at 11. Which they recomment, which okay. I remembered about ten minutes ago. The lady was very nice when I called to explain that I was a moron and therefore not as awesomely velvety as David Hewlett.


Allyson - Feb 07, 2007 1:12:56 pm PST #8844 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. I need to update my Match.com profile.

Any advice?


DavidS - Feb 07, 2007 1:15:15 pm PST #8845 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Any advice?

World Famous Author with great hair (not John Irving) seeks smart guys who aren't freaks who will praise my beauty on an hourly basis.


Allyson - Feb 07, 2007 1:16:15 pm PST #8846 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. You dont think that's a little, um.

Yeah. I want to get a date.