Oooh...Aimee Likey!
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
"That's how many drinks?? One...two...eleventy...twelvelty...David Hewlett is awesomely velvety...four..."David Hewlett is awesomely velvety is going to be my new phrase for ... something. I don't know what yet, but that phrase is nearly as awesomely velvety as David Hewlett.
So I had an appointment to have my alignment done today at 11. Which they recomment, which okay. I remembered about ten minutes ago. The lady was very nice when I called to explain that I was a moron and therefore not as awesomely velvety as David Hewlett.
Hm. I need to update my Match.com profile.
Any advice?
Any advice?
World Famous Author with great hair (not John Irving) seeks smart guys who aren't freaks who will praise my beauty on an hourly basis.
Hm. You dont think that's a little, um.
Yeah. I want to get a date.
I swear, I'm about to spork a server
pictures sarameg in the server room, spork in hand, saying "Does sarameg have to spork a bitch?:
shrift, you can tell me what's in your gimlet, I promise not to judge. much
Last night, I had a vodka gimlet with ginger infused vodka. MMMMMM.
Aimee, look! [link]
Yeah. I want to get a date.
Right. Okay, how about "Dark haired writer seeks literate smartass for cocktails and fun."
I like it, but my track record is almost a total zero, so don't take my advice.
Oooh, DJ. Gawjus.