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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:04 am PST #8811 of 10001

People! [link]


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:28 am PST #8812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwahahaha!


bon bon - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:59 am PST #8813 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's a lot of root beer.

ETA: I bet there's an astro-nut that could use it.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2007 11:40:50 am PST #8814 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That can hat plus a diaper, and you're GOLDEN. The BK fries-cup goes right in the cup holder, burger in one hand, cell phone in the other, and you never have to stop driving!

I'm assuming no one actually eats and smokes simultaneously.


shrift - Feb 07, 2007 11:43:56 am PST #8815 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm assuming no one actually eats and smokes simultaneously.

Concurrently, on occasion, but I imagine it would be tricky to do it simultaneously. I mean, unless you smoke through a trach tube, in which case, ew.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2007 11:44:01 am PST #8816 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

People! [link]

Foam Dome! PERFECT!!!


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:44:17 am PST #8817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm assuming no one actually eats and smokes simultaneously.

Sometimes, drunk people.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2007 11:45:04 am PST #8818 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Some of these people, though...jesus. "Oh, I can have six or seven drinks over a few hours, and I'm fine to drive." Imagine their surprise when the cop told them they were double the legal limit.

Depending on the drinks and on their tolerance, I don't think that's necessarily ridiculous. Though if the drinks aren't low-alcohol cocktails, they should probably be prepared that their blood alcohol reading will be over the legal limit no matter what the actual effects on them are.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2007 11:45:26 am PST #8819 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Concurrently, on occasion, but I imagine it would be tricky to do it simultaneously. I mean, unless you smoke through a trach tube, in which case, ew.

You need some sort of automatic cigarette smoking machine that just fills the inside of your car with smoke. So breathing = smoking....


Jesse - Feb 07, 2007 11:46:58 am PST #8820 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, smokers will have to use the hands-free on the cell phone. Then we're good to go!