Also, since i'm deep in kvetch mode:
Burke Williams screwed up my service so badly today that it was free. My skin, not so happy with what the aesthitician did.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Feb 07, 2007 10:33:15 am PST #8781 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sarameg - Feb 07, 2007 10:41:49 am PST #8782 of 10001
Burke Williams screwed up my service so badly today that it was free.
That does not sound good.
This guy keeps calling from western Ossetia or somewhere asking questions I am not qualified to answer, nor do I really understand his confusion. I told him to send email so I can direct it to the generic list of people who might know, but he keeps calling!
DavidS - Feb 07, 2007 10:46:18 am PST #8783 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Burke Williams screwed up my service so badly today that it was free.
You still have eyebrows, though, right?
Kat - Feb 07, 2007 10:47:41 am PST #8784 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I do! But you know it's bad when the manager comes in, takes one look, and says, "Oh. have you had this before? Don't worry, we'll cover it."
My skin was not so liking for what they did.
Password is now resolved. Sigh.
lori - Feb 07, 2007 10:51:55 am PST #8785 of 10001
What the hell did they do, Kat?
Separately: astronuts on late night:
Tuesday Night, February 6
Leno
I guess you know the big story today. Houston, we have a problem. Oh my god! The woman astronaut told police she was involved in a relationship with another NASA astronaut that was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship." or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure.
Letterman
Have you heard about this? This big love triangle? This woman astronaut was going to kidnap another woman because they were in love with the same guy, so this woman astronaut drives 900 miles wearing a wig and a diaper. I wanna tell ya, this is one giant step for man, one giant leap for the nuthouse.Thank God the kidnapping attempt failed. And of course it failed. I mean, let's face it; she's no rocket scientist.
_Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
10. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind as she tosses you off a bridge
9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house
8. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"
7. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you
6. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I had a booty call and now an astronaut is trying to kill me"
5. Her previous attempt to kill you had been postponed due to high winds
4. She poisons your Tang
3. She says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse
2. Been getting threatening e-mails from connie@internationalspacestation.com
1. She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside-down
Conan
This female astronaut was going to kidnap another woman because they were both in love with the same astronaut. The male astronaut was disappointed the female astronaut was arrested and said, "I was hoping to get some Tang."
bon bon - Feb 07, 2007 11:05:35 am PST #8786 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That tang joke is my second favorite, but the one I just read out to my officemate is:
Thank God the kidnapping attempt failed. And of course it failed. I mean, let's face it; she's no rocket scientist.
Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:06:00 am PST #8787 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"I was hoping to get some Tang."
::snerk::
tommyrot - Feb 07, 2007 11:07:28 am PST #8788 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I was hoping to get some Tang."
I had to think about that one awhile before I got it....
Nora Deirdre - Feb 07, 2007 11:19:59 am PST #8789 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists! [link]
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shrift - Feb 07, 2007 11:23:28 am PST #8790 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists!
Can't speak. Too busy having an aneurysm.