I do! But you know it's bad when the manager comes in, takes one look, and says, "Oh. have you had this before? Don't worry, we'll cover it."

My skin was not so liking for what they did.

Password is now resolved. Sigh.

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What the hell did they do, Kat?

Separately: astronuts on late night:

Tuesday Night, February 6

Leno

I guess you know the big story today. Houston, we have a problem. Oh my god! The woman astronaut told police she was involved in a relationship with another NASA astronaut that was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship." or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure.

Letterman

Have you heard about this? This big love triangle? This woman astronaut was going to kidnap another woman because they were in love with the same guy, so this woman astronaut drives 900 miles wearing a wig and a diaper. I wanna tell ya, this is one giant step for man, one giant leap for the nuthouse.

Thank God the kidnapping attempt failed. And of course it failed. I mean, let's face it; she's no rocket scientist.

_Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You

10. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind as she tosses you off a bridge

9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house

8. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"

7. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you

6. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I had a booty call and now an astronaut is trying to kill me"

5. Her previous attempt to kill you had been postponed due to high winds

4. She poisons your Tang

3. She says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse

2. Been getting threatening e-mails from connie@internationalspacestation.com

1. She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside-down

Conan

This female astronaut was going to kidnap another woman because they were both in love with the same astronaut. The male astronaut was disappointed the female astronaut was arrested and said, "I was hoping to get some Tang."

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That tang joke is my second favorite, but the one I just read out to my officemate is:

Thank God the kidnapping attempt failed. And of course it failed. I mean, let's face it; she's no rocket scientist.

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"I was hoping to get some Tang."

::snerk::

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"I was hoping to get some Tang."

I had to think about that one awhile before I got it....

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College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists! [link]

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College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists!

Can't speak. Too busy having an aneurysm.

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In the annals of logical disconnect, I would suggest that going on a date with a man does not, in fact, decrease the likelihood that vaginas will eventually get involved at some point. If you really want to protest V-Day, I suggest these IWF women lock themselves in their room to wash their hair on 2/14.

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I hear that.

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Tyra Banks is educating people on why drinking and driving is bad. In case anyone wanted an explanation.

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