That tang joke is my second favorite, but the one I just read out to my officemate is:
Thank God the kidnapping attempt failed. And of course it failed. I mean, let's face it; she's no rocket scientist.
Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.
'Serenity'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Feb 07, 2007 11:05:35 am PST #8786 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:06:00 am PST #8787 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"I was hoping to get some Tang."
::snerk::
tommyrot - Feb 07, 2007 11:07:28 am PST #8788 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I was hoping to get some Tang."
I had to think about that one awhile before I got it....
Nora Deirdre - Feb 07, 2007 11:19:59 am PST #8789 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists! [link]
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shrift - Feb 07, 2007 11:23:28 am PST #8790 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
College women on the crusade to take back Valentine's Day from man-hating radical feminists!
Can't speak. Too busy having an aneurysm.
Nutty - Feb 07, 2007 11:23:55 am PST #8791 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
In the annals of logical disconnect, I would suggest that going on a date with a man does not, in fact, decrease the likelihood that vaginas will eventually get involved at some point. If you really want to protest V-Day, I suggest these IWF women lock themselves in their room to wash their hair on 2/14.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 07, 2007 11:23:56 am PST #8792 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hear that.
Dana - Feb 07, 2007 11:24:12 am PST #8793 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Tyra Banks is educating people on why drinking and driving is bad. In case anyone wanted an explanation.
Kat - Feb 07, 2007 11:24:18 am PST #8794 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
oh jesus. I just... I can't....Vagina Monologues = evil?
grrr....
Dana - Feb 07, 2007 11:26:47 am PST #8795 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Also, I have to call the woman who hit me last week and tell her that she caused damage to my car. I shouldn't feel nervous about this, right? I mean, she hit me.