Let me guess. We're in a hurry.

Inara ,'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Feb 06, 2007 5:08:31 am PST #8407 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wondered why they didn't just go to the one across the street.

HA! But also, the one across the street probably had the same water main problem?


Jessica - Feb 06, 2007 5:10:01 am PST #8408 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wondered why they didn't just go to the one across the street.

Because that kind of logical thinking requires coffee!


Cashmere - Feb 06, 2007 5:15:26 am PST #8409 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

In spite of the subzero temps, my son will not keep his clothes on. I've turned up the thermostat to 75 degrees and he's dancing around naked.

Because that kind of logical thinking requires coffee!

I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.

uncaffeinated Starbucks customer: "A what?"

Starbucks Employee: "A pipe burst."

uncaffeinated customer: "A pipe what?"

Starbucks employee: "A pipe BURST."

uncaffeinated customer: "A what burst?"

Starbucks employee: "A PIPE BURST!"

uncaffeinated customer: "A what what?"


sarameg - Feb 06, 2007 5:24:17 am PST #8410 of 10001

Who just ran out of kleenex at her office?


shrift - Feb 06, 2007 5:26:40 am PST #8411 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.

I was down in Au Bon Pain a little bit ago, and I was trying to decide between yogurt and oatmeal, and forcing myself not to get a ham & cheese croissant, because I was trying to be good. And since I hadn't had my coffee yet, when the manager asked if he could help me, all I could get out for a little while was, "Hnnrr?"


-t - Feb 06, 2007 5:27:04 am PST #8412 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Because that kind of logical thinking requires coffee!

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Nora Deirdre - Feb 06, 2007 5:27:29 am PST #8413 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Starbucks employee: "A PIPE BURST!"

uncaffeinated customer: "A what what?"

Heh. This was Tom and myself at the brunch place on Sunday when we arrived to meet Frank.


Jesse - Feb 06, 2007 5:29:55 am PST #8414 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is why I have to have coffee and breakfast at home -- if I don't, I am basically incapable of getting it Out In The World. "Can I help you?" "Yes."


JenP - Feb 06, 2007 5:34:05 am PST #8415 of 10001

I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.

Yeah, that really is prime territory for all kinds of Ben is Glory? exchanges right there.


shrift - Feb 06, 2007 5:34:38 am PST #8416 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is why I have to have coffee and breakfast at home -- if I don't, I am basically incapable of getting it Out In The World.

My problem is that I would have to get up even earlier in order to have coffee and breakfast at home, and that's just not on. If I got less sleep, I wouldn't be capable of English or able to comprehend clocks, and that sort of thing doesn't wear off for hours no matter how many cups of coffee I pour down my throat.

Although now that I don't have to drive in the morning sans coffee, the world is a safer place.