In spite of the subzero temps, my son will not keep his clothes on. I've turned up the thermostat to 75 degrees and he's dancing around naked.
Because that kind of logical thinking requires coffee!
I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.
uncaffeinated Starbucks customer: "A what?"
Starbucks Employee: "A pipe burst."
uncaffeinated customer: "A pipe what?"
Starbucks employee: "A pipe BURST."
uncaffeinated customer: "A what burst?"
Starbucks employee: "A PIPE BURST!"
uncaffeinated customer: "A what what?"
Who just ran out of kleenex at her office?
I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.
I was down in Au Bon Pain a little bit ago, and I was trying to decide between yogurt and oatmeal, and forcing myself not to get a ham & cheese croissant, because I was trying to be good. And since I hadn't had my coffee yet, when the manager asked if he could help me, all I could get out for a little while was, "Hnnrr?"
Starbucks employee: "A PIPE BURST!"
uncaffeinated customer: "A what what?"
Heh. This was Tom and myself at the brunch place on Sunday when we arrived to meet Frank.
This is why I have to have coffee and breakfast at home -- if I don't, I am basically incapable of getting it Out In The World. "Can I help you?" "Yes."
I wish someone had gotten some pictures of their glazed, uncaffeinated stares.
Yeah, that really is prime territory for all kinds of Ben is Glory? exchanges right there.
This is why I have to have coffee and breakfast at home -- if I don't, I am basically incapable of getting it Out In The World.
My problem is that I would have to get up even earlier in order to have coffee and breakfast at home, and that's just not on. If I got less sleep, I wouldn't be capable of English or able to comprehend clocks, and that sort of thing doesn't wear off for hours no matter how many cups of coffee I pour down my throat.
Although now that I don't have to drive in the morning sans coffee, the world is a safer place.
Way to trash your reputation. No doubt rehab is next. [link]
Huh. You've got to be intelligent and pretty driven to be an astronaut. And this woman is now throwing that all away....
There's a Dunkin Donuts in a CTA train station I was at yesterday. The station is unheated, so the water pipe had frozen, leading to no coffee. However, I didn't need to be caffeinated to immediately understand that.
Maybe it helped that I took several mini-naps while waiting for my Dr. appointments....
