Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2007 11:44:26 am PST #8342 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like Kiehl's-which I stole from Mr. Jane because he should not have better cosmetics than I do.


Burrell - Feb 05, 2007 11:47:47 am PST #8343 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ooh, I love Kiehl's products! I always feel too guilty to spend more than a buck or two on chapstick, but maybe that's why I haven't found one that works for me yet.


P.M. Marc - Feb 05, 2007 11:48:01 am PST #8344 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Honestly the last thing I tried that worked was Medela PureLan. I kid you not. But I finally ran out of the stuff and figured that I should perhaps find out if something made for lips might work better.

It won't, but it will be less messy.


sumi - Feb 05, 2007 11:50:51 am PST #8345 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I like Burt's Bees lip balm.


Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2007 11:52:23 am PST #8346 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

ooh, I love Kiehl's products! I always feel too guilty to spend more than a buck or two on chapstick, but maybe that's why I haven't found one that works for me yet

This was in a little baggie of freebies a friend of ours who works at Neiman's gave us.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2007 11:53:44 am PST #8347 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I use Burt's Bees too.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:15 pm PST #8348 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I use actual Vaseline, like sarameg. But then, with my mega-allergies, I have found that useing plain actual products (Dr. Bronner's soap, witch hazel as an astrigent, and vaseline for lips and eye-make-up remover) I have less red-ness.


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:52 pm PST #8349 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone just called me to tell me my headache specialist needed my SSN for billing, and could I give it to them? When I told him no, he said he was trying to avoid bothering the clinic. The hell? He can freaking get my SSN from someone that knows him.


tommyrot - Feb 05, 2007 12:43:29 pm PST #8350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Win a pimped-out toilet! [link]

Complete with DVR, LCD, fridge (with tap), toilet paper holder with built-in iPod dock....


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 1:14:16 pm PST #8351 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Can you EVEN believe someone is willing to date me? (Yeah, *I* frequently can't believe it, either.)

Steph, if some girl submitted simply that musing as her biodata, I would be more than willing.