I like Burt's Bees lip balm.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Feb 05, 2007 11:50:51 am PST #8345 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2007 11:52:23 am PST #8346 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ooh, I love Kiehl's products! I always feel too guilty to spend more than a buck or two on chapstick, but maybe that's why I haven't found one that works for me yet
This was in a little baggie of freebies a friend of ours who works at Neiman's gave us.
Jessica - Feb 05, 2007 11:53:44 am PST #8347 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I use Burt's Bees too.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:15 pm PST #8348 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I use actual Vaseline, like sarameg. But then, with my mega-allergies, I have found that useing plain actual products (Dr. Bronner's soap, witch hazel as an astrigent, and vaseline for lips and eye-make-up remover) I have less red-ness.
§ ita § - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:52 pm PST #8349 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone just called me to tell me my headache specialist needed my SSN for billing, and could I give it to them? When I told him no, he said he was trying to avoid bothering the clinic. The hell? He can freaking get my SSN from someone that knows him.
tommyrot - Feb 05, 2007 12:43:29 pm PST #8350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Win a pimped-out toilet! [link]
Complete with DVR, LCD, fridge (with tap), toilet paper holder with built-in iPod dock....
Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 1:14:16 pm PST #8351 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Can you EVEN believe someone is willing to date me? (Yeah, *I* frequently can't believe it, either.)
Steph, if some girl submitted simply that musing as her biodata, I would be more than willing.
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2007 1:36:30 pm PST #8352 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Can you EVEN believe someone is willing to date me? (Yeah, *I* frequently can't believe it, either.)
Steph, if some girl submitted simply that musing as her biodata, I would be more than willing.
Awww...thanks, P-C!
::smooch::
(Don't tell your mom about the smooch, okay?)
Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 1:37:26 pm PST #8353 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My lips are SWAK.
Jesse - Feb 05, 2007 1:45:41 pm PST #8354 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know what's awesome? Getting a voicemail from a coworker that the big boss was looking for me for some information after I already left, but then there's no voicemail or email from the big boss to me directly. Great. So I emailed the big boss anyway, preemptively. I hope it's enough, because god knows I didn't have the information she was looking for here at my house.