She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2007 11:52:23 am PST #8346 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

ooh, I love Kiehl's products! I always feel too guilty to spend more than a buck or two on chapstick, but maybe that's why I haven't found one that works for me yet

This was in a little baggie of freebies a friend of ours who works at Neiman's gave us.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2007 11:53:44 am PST #8347 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I use Burt's Bees too.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:15 pm PST #8348 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I use actual Vaseline, like sarameg. But then, with my mega-allergies, I have found that useing plain actual products (Dr. Bronner's soap, witch hazel as an astrigent, and vaseline for lips and eye-make-up remover) I have less red-ness.


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2007 12:05:52 pm PST #8349 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone just called me to tell me my headache specialist needed my SSN for billing, and could I give it to them? When I told him no, he said he was trying to avoid bothering the clinic. The hell? He can freaking get my SSN from someone that knows him.


tommyrot - Feb 05, 2007 12:43:29 pm PST #8350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Win a pimped-out toilet! [link]

Complete with DVR, LCD, fridge (with tap), toilet paper holder with built-in iPod dock....


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 1:14:16 pm PST #8351 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Can you EVEN believe someone is willing to date me? (Yeah, *I* frequently can't believe it, either.)

Steph, if some girl submitted simply that musing as her biodata, I would be more than willing.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2007 1:36:30 pm PST #8352 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Can you EVEN believe someone is willing to date me? (Yeah, *I* frequently can't believe it, either.)

Steph, if some girl submitted simply that musing as her biodata, I would be more than willing.

Awww...thanks, P-C!

::smooch::

(Don't tell your mom about the smooch, okay?)


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 1:37:26 pm PST #8353 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My lips are SWAK.


Jesse - Feb 05, 2007 1:45:41 pm PST #8354 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You know what's awesome? Getting a voicemail from a coworker that the big boss was looking for me for some information after I already left, but then there's no voicemail or email from the big boss to me directly. Great. So I emailed the big boss anyway, preemptively. I hope it's enough, because god knows I didn't have the information she was looking for here at my house.


Sheryl - Feb 05, 2007 1:47:54 pm PST #8355 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Victor!

As I did not want my hair to become icicles, I used the treadmill instead of going swimming.