It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2007 12:19:36 pm PST #7896 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a bottle of wine in my house, if that helps any, Jesse.

I suspect it does not.

Having showered with violet soap, I feel all purple-inclined. So amethyst pendant and purple sweater. All to doze in front of the TV until Container Store time.


beth b - Feb 03, 2007 12:20:40 pm PST #7897 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I feel like I should be in a TV commercial so I can say "I'm cleaning my oven" and "I'm cooking dinner" while sitting ath the computer. self cleaning ovens and crockpots rule


Jesse - Feb 03, 2007 12:21:47 pm PST #7898 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a bottle of wine in my house, if that helps any, Jesse.

I suspect it does not.

Sadly, you are correct.


Laga - Feb 03, 2007 12:22:28 pm PST #7899 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I had bananas in my oatmeal this morning if we're still keeping track.


lisah - Feb 03, 2007 12:26:19 pm PST #7900 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Was it here that people talked about Ace of Cakes? Cause it's cute, and they pull together *amazing* cakes. Although I'm not sure why one would want a Scottish cow cake, but whatever turns you on...

That was for my friend's wedding!!!! Scotland played a big part in their courtship that's why the highland cow.

Instead I'm sitting here Ilan-style with my hoodie on, watching TV off my DVR.

Hah! I was wearing a skullcap and two! hoodies this morning (for a walk out in the bitter cold) and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought "I look like freakin' Ilan!"


Jesse - Feb 03, 2007 12:27:52 pm PST #7901 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hee! Of course, now we know why he was always like that in the interviews.


Lee - Feb 03, 2007 12:29:11 pm PST #7902 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have a bottle of wine in my house, if that helps any, Jesse.

I suspect it does not.

Sadly, you are correct.

I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2007 12:29:49 pm PST #7903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so out of it. I know not of Ilan.

I'm also drinking not of the wine. But my undies are purple, so there's that.

I am not allowed bananas for the next little while. Which makes my cereal just a little bit sad. For variety, I'm making buttermilk pancakes every now and again, and throwing a handful of blueberries on.

Now I'm going to have buttered toast and a clementine.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2007 12:30:44 pm PST #7904 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.

Still no help!

Ilan is from Top Chef.


lisah - Feb 03, 2007 12:34:46 pm PST #7905 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Of course, now we know why he was always like that in the interviews.

Little man was cold!

I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.

I have unopened bottles of wine in my house (including a bottle of champagne in a bottle cozy that my friend knitted for me!) and I'm not drinking until April. (also no help but same coast anyway)