'Time Bomb'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I am so out of it. I know not of Ilan.
I'm also drinking not of the wine. But my undies are purple, so there's that.
I am not allowed bananas for the next little while. Which makes my cereal just a little bit sad. For variety, I'm making buttermilk pancakes every now and again, and throwing a handful of blueberries on.
Now I'm going to have buttered toast and a clementine.
I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.
Still no help!
Ilan is from Top Chef.
Of course, now we know why he was always like that in the interviews.
Little man was cold!
I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.
I have unopened bottles of wine in my house (including a bottle of champagne in a bottle cozy that my friend knitted for me!) and I'm not drinking until April. (also no help but same coast anyway)
Although, who am I to talk, because I'm sitting here wishing I had a bottle of wine in the house, but not enough to put outside pants back on to go buy one.
Well, yeah, but you're still one up on the Harry Potter/Equus parents. After all, you're not forming a lobbying organization to beg someone else to be responsible for your decisions and think of the CHILDRUN before they stand back and let you sit around not wearing your outside pants.
Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that there's an organization out there that could force society to make sure I always have wine in the house so I don't have to go out pantsless and scar the Childruns? Because I could sign on to that.
You know, when you put it like that, Brenda....
I was just saved from having to go outside! I thought I was out of lightbulbs when my bathroom light blew, but I found one! Jesus must want me to stay in the house like a lazy bum.
Now see, I could totally get behind both Brenda's organization AND Jesse's Jesus.
Why aren't society, politics, and religion designed the way I want them to be?
Now if Jesus would just send me the right kind of battery to replace for the failing smoke alarm in the bedroom, I wouldn't have to go out into the cold!
I'm such a dork. Listening to PHC's joke show and laughing at the really bad jokes.
I am a worse dork. I am eagerly anticipating America's Funniest Sports Bloopers on ABC at 8.
raises hand
Spent an hour and a half at work watching Who's Line Is It Anyway? on You Tube.