I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.

Still no help!

Ilan is from Top Chef.

Of course, now we know why he was always like that in the interviews.

Little man was cold!

I have a open bottle of wine in my house, Jesse, in case that helps.

I have unopened bottles of wine in my house (including a bottle of champagne in a bottle cozy that my friend knitted for me!) and I'm not drinking until April. (also no help but same coast anyway)

Although, who am I to talk, because I'm sitting here wishing I had a bottle of wine in the house, but not enough to put outside pants back on to go buy one.

Well, yeah, but you're still one up on the Harry Potter/Equus parents. After all, you're not forming a lobbying organization to beg someone else to be responsible for your decisions and think of the CHILDRUN before they stand back and let you sit around not wearing your outside pants.

Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that there's an organization out there that could force society to make sure I always have wine in the house so I don't have to go out pantsless and scar the Childruns? Because I could sign on to that.

You know, when you put it like that, Brenda....

I was just saved from having to go outside! I thought I was out of lightbulbs when my bathroom light blew, but I found one! Jesus must want me to stay in the house like a lazy bum.

Now see, I could totally get behind both Brenda's organization AND Jesse's Jesus.

Why aren't society, politics, and religion designed the way I want them to be?

Now if Jesus would just send me the right kind of battery to replace for the failing smoke alarm in the bedroom, I wouldn't have to go out into the cold!

I'm such a dork. Listening to PHC's joke show and laughing at the really bad jokes.

I am a worse dork. I am eagerly anticipating America's Funniest Sports Bloopers on ABC at 8.

raises hand

Spent an hour and a half at work watching Who's Line Is It Anyway? on You Tube.

I slept for 3 1/2 hours this afternoon, and then got up to finally do my laundry.

Laundry is underway, but will take for freaking ever because the coin slot on one of the machines is jammed...And I have 3 loads.

Somebody is living my life elsewhere! Except that my machine was the dryer. Since we were short two dryers (I hate using the other dryer because it never bloody dries!), I had to stretch out my drying over a few hours. I have the first load out, folded, and put away, and the other two are currently tumbling.

I was able to get my cat's liquid antibiotic into her this morning with a technique I hope continues to work for the next week (twice a day): I mixed it into the toothpaste that she never lets me use in its correct way and let her lick it off my finger. She gets her teeth cleaned on Monday, and I was worried over getting this stuff into her squirmy self.