I hope I can get my lunch!
If not, you may have to resort to cannibalism.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 5:52:03 am PST #7125 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Jan 31, 2007 5:56:27 am PST #7126 of 10001
brillig
Apparently the whole street is closed until 1? Stupid president
It's an interesting interview etiquette problem, "called on account of president."
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 5:57:29 am PST #7127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone heard of the comic Fart Party? Here are two that Buffistas might relate to:
The second one is somewhat NSFW, even though it's a comic....
Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:02:26 am PST #7128 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If not, you may have to resort to cannibalism.
I KNOW! Well, really I would more have to resort to the Uno's or other food available in the other direction from the president, but STILL.
Allyson - Jan 31, 2007 6:11:18 am PST #7129 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.
Jessica - Jan 31, 2007 6:14:35 am PST #7130 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.
Ooh, and then we can impeach him!
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2007 6:16:29 am PST #7131 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Don't fucking talk to me
Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic. Yeah, I'd rip the guy's head off, but I feel that would make my point well enough that I wouldn't need to defecate on him as well.
Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:17:20 am PST #7132 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, and then we can impeach him!
Ha!
I am willing to do quite a lot for my country, but I think that might be beyond my ability.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 6:20:42 am PST #7133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic.
I think San Francisco has some pockets of intense misanthropy.
shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:39:16 am PST #7134 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's freezing and I left early but traffic was nightmarish so I actually got to work late, and I feel like death and also horribly incompetent.
Hi. God, will somebody tell me I'm pretty?