Wesley: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war. Fred: but you hated her…didn't you? Wesley: It's not always about holding hands.

'Shells'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 5:50:15 am PST #7124 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, a coworker is supposed to be interviewing someone at 11, but the person just called, and she can't get to our office. Apparently the whole street is closed until 1? Stupid president. I hope I can get my lunch!


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 5:52:03 am PST #7125 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hope I can get my lunch!

If not, you may have to resort to cannibalism.


Connie Neil - Jan 31, 2007 5:56:27 am PST #7126 of 10001
brillig

Apparently the whole street is closed until 1? Stupid president

It's an interesting interview etiquette problem, "called on account of president."


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 5:57:29 am PST #7127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone heard of the comic Fart Party? Here are two that Buffistas might relate to:

A funeral for a friend

Don't fucking talk to me

The second one is somewhat NSFW, even though it's a comic....


Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:02:26 am PST #7128 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If not, you may have to resort to cannibalism.

I KNOW! Well, really I would more have to resort to the Uno's or other food available in the other direction from the president, but STILL.


Allyson - Jan 31, 2007 6:11:18 am PST #7129 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.


Jessica - Jan 31, 2007 6:14:35 am PST #7130 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.

Ooh, and then we can impeach him!


Steph L. - Jan 31, 2007 6:16:29 am PST #7131 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Don't fucking talk to me

Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic. Yeah, I'd rip the guy's head off, but I feel that would make my point well enough that I wouldn't need to defecate on him as well.


Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:17:20 am PST #7132 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, and then we can impeach him!

Ha!

I am willing to do quite a lot for my country, but I think that might be beyond my ability.


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 6:20:42 am PST #7133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic.

I think San Francisco has some pockets of intense misanthropy.