30 Days of Pork, day 18. Oh, god, do I ever want that sandwich. Fuck.
I didn't know that you recognized the concept!
Me, I thought sinking the cleaver into the pig's skull was perfectly reasonable. Didn't go as deep in as easily as I'd have thought--I wonder how much the cooking process affects the consistency of the bone.
Eureka! I have found an interview outfit for tomorrow. It's vintage, so I hope it's not too too, but it's the most sober/businessy I'm gonna get with this ass.
See and I think tart is the key.
ETA: To mixing pear vodka, not ita's interview outfit.
This conversation does not relate to me! Subway taxicab bus walking! There, that's more like it!
You could put political pins on your backpack. If you were a dirty hippie, I mean.
Bon, instead of bumperstickers, you have Torn Earlobe? See Dr. Zizmor.
Ha! That seems to be less of an issue now. Either because Dr. Zizmor got new laser resurfacing equipment, or because doorknocker earrings went out of style.
Didn't go as deep in as easily as I'd have thought--I wonder how much the cooking process affects the consistency of the bone.
I think of cooking as a bone softening thing. I realize I have nothing to back this up with at all now. Cites, people, I need facts and cites. Or a couple of pig skulls.
Bon, instead of bumperstickers, you have Torn Earlobe? See Dr. Zizmor.
That's right! Dr. Zizmor, 1-800-Immigration, 1-800-Divorce, See Something Say Something....doesn't quite have the same ring. The most significant subway-ad-related happening in my life was when Interboro college had ads where "students" expressed their hopes and dreams. One of these students was supposedly named "Cesar Feldshook."* Well, it just so happens that a good friend's married name is "Genie Cesar-Feldshook" and we took pictures and laughed and laughed and she is known as Dr. Interboro to this day.
*Part of this name has been changed, but it was that random.
Nixon-era bumperstickers: [link]
raw (you have got to be fucking kidding)
We bought a raw "cook book" because we were curious. And yes, you've got to be fucking kidding me, is right.
But I did read somewhere that bacon was the #1 gateway meat that broke vegetarians.
I wonder if it's because it's less fleshy than most meat. Could just be because it's oh-so-tasty.
Nixon-era bumperstickers: [link]
From the site - what does this sticker mean?
Remember October 9
Obviously, I've failed to follow the sticker's instructions....
If self-righteous in-your face vegans tasted as good as sirloin, I'd be willing to remove the half notch.
I will have to admit (and will also have to whitefont for TMI, as this isn't Bitches -- msbelle, please to skip over because I'd hate to have you never speak to me again) that
it's been my experience that, in certain tasting-type scenarios, men who are not enormous constant carnivores do indeed taste better -- not sirloin, but still tasty. The untastiest person I ever encountered was a ferocious smoker dedicated to big servings of meat at every single meal. I've never tasted a vegan, though -- the closest I ever got was a vegan who contacted me through an online dating service and was so obnoxiously self-righteous in the first two paragraphs that I had to delete and ignore him forever after.