Poor Dante.
Always having to choose between two hot chicks.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jan 29, 2007 7:59:13 am PST #6652 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
JZ - Jan 29, 2007 8:03:19 am PST #6653 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Poor Dante.
Always having to choose between two hot chicks.
Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.
Jessica - Jan 29, 2007 8:08:04 am PST #6654 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.
Bwahaha!
Clerks, JZ.
Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 8:09:37 am PST #6655 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Did I ever tell you guys about my hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson?
I have a hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson.
Well, actually on Randall.
JZ - Jan 29, 2007 8:12:15 am PST #6656 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ahhhh. I've even seen Clerks and all.
::hangs head in shame::
Still, it would probably enliven the Divine Comedy considerably.
bon bon - Jan 29, 2007 8:18:09 am PST #6657 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Did I ever tell you guys about my hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson?
...You should probably explain. I've seen Clerks II; I think you can do better.
Aims - Jan 29, 2007 8:18:30 am PST #6658 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, actually on Randall.
Hee. Me, too.
I think I'd kill Dante for his whining.
Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 8:24:48 am PST #6659 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
...You should probably explain. I've seen Clerks II; I think you can do better.
Dont make me whine about my lack of a man. It's very pitiful and I could go on for hours.
bon bon - Jan 29, 2007 8:25:44 am PST #6660 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
What is going on with LiveJournal? Now every fifth time I log in, they shoot me to a page directing me to choose my ad preferences. I still don't want ads, thanks and stop. Just now when I clicked onto lj.com, an ad for sex parties was displayed! WTF?! I've been using them for almost five years now, looks like they're about to lose me.
Pix - Jan 29, 2007 8:26:19 am PST #6661 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Why does Monday have to happen?
An excellent question, and one I want answered. t /demandypants
Hello all. I've been commenting on essays again all morning, and I think my brain has turned to jelly. Is jellified a word? if it isn't, it should be. My brain has jellified. And not even a good jelly--it has cheap imitation raspberry jellified.