Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.

Giles ,'Get It Done'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2007 8:08:04 am PST #6654 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Either I'm missing a really obvious pop culture reference, or I've been reading the wrong translation of the Divine Comedy.

Bwahaha!

Clerks, JZ.


Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 8:09:37 am PST #6655 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Did I ever tell you guys about my hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson?

I have a hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson.

Well, actually on Randall.


JZ - Jan 29, 2007 8:12:15 am PST #6656 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ahhhh. I've even seen Clerks and all.

::hangs head in shame::

Still, it would probably enliven the Divine Comedy considerably.


bon bon - Jan 29, 2007 8:18:09 am PST #6657 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Did I ever tell you guys about my hopeless crush on Jeff Anderson?

...You should probably explain. I've seen Clerks II; I think you can do better.


Aims - Jan 29, 2007 8:18:30 am PST #6658 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, actually on Randall.

Hee. Me, too.

I think I'd kill Dante for his whining.


Allyson - Jan 29, 2007 8:24:48 am PST #6659 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

...You should probably explain. I've seen Clerks II; I think you can do better.

Dont make me whine about my lack of a man. It's very pitiful and I could go on for hours.


bon bon - Jan 29, 2007 8:25:44 am PST #6660 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What is going on with LiveJournal? Now every fifth time I log in, they shoot me to a page directing me to choose my ad preferences. I still don't want ads, thanks and stop. Just now when I clicked onto lj.com, an ad for sex parties was displayed! WTF?! I've been using them for almost five years now, looks like they're about to lose me.


Pix - Jan 29, 2007 8:26:19 am PST #6661 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Why does Monday have to happen?

An excellent question, and one I want answered. t /demandypants

Hello all. I've been commenting on essays again all morning, and I think my brain has turned to jelly. Is jellified a word? if it isn't, it should be. My brain has jellified. And not even a good jelly--it has cheap imitation raspberry jellified.


sarameg - Jan 29, 2007 8:27:21 am PST #6662 of 10001

bon, I've never had that happen. Weird.


Consuela - Jan 29, 2007 9:00:04 am PST #6663 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

bon bon, that's new. I've never had anything like that happen. Maybe your cookies are expiring or something?