Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.

Willow ,'Never Leave Me'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2007 10:51:50 am PST #4085 of 10001

Can people really remember when they had moving violations?

If you count all the times the authorities called me on it, yeah. The stuff I get away with? NSM.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2007 10:52:56 am PST #4086 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've had two. I was college age, for both. One was for running a stop sign (that I don't think I ran, but I was under 21, and although not drunk, had had a beer, and didn't want to argue with the cop). The other was for having an expired inspection sticker (one day expired), which I think is pretty bogus, as far as 'moving violations' go. I understand why they categorize it as such, it just seems like overkill, to me.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2007 10:53:58 am PST #4087 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can people really remember when they had moving violations?

Yes.

Day month and year?

Does your current insurance paperwork list your previous moving violations?

I'm looking at the stuff online because if I get up to find the paper I'll get distracted tidying and organising something. It's not there unless maybe if I sign up for ePolicy, but then they won't send me paper anymore, and I need paper.

God, launch.com is great!


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2007 10:54:22 am PST #4088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'moving violations'

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. From, um, a moving vehicle.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2007 10:55:18 am PST #4089 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Day month and year?

They want that much precision? Most have just asked me the year.


sarameg - Jan 18, 2007 10:56:28 am PST #4090 of 10001

Day month and year?

More just how old I was and season, where I was going and whatnot. Not exact dates. But I can't remember birthdays, so ...


DavidS - Jan 18, 2007 10:56:42 am PST #4091 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The cat has her knickers in a twist because you're anthropomorphizing coffee makers.

The coffee machine started it!

Animals come with a built in telos. They eat, they fuck, they perpetuate the species. If they're beavers they make dams. Machines are what we make of them. If we play god make them too thinky, then you wind up with Marvin, the Eeyore of Robots. It's only ethical to make them happy machines. Why should they suffer?

OTOH, my coffee machine isn't actually thinking. It's just a billboard.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2007 10:57:31 am PST #4092 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why should they suffer?

Because it's funny?

eta:

::makes plans to invent "Three Stooges" robots::


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2007 10:58:28 am PST #4093 of 10001
What is even happening?

Animals come with a built in telos. They eat, they fuck, they perpetuate the species.
So do Cylons.
Machines are what we make of them. If we play god make them too thinky, then you wind up with Marvin, the Eeyore of Robots. It's only ethical to make them happy machines. Why should they suffer?
Why shouldn't they?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2007 10:59:28 am PST #4094 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They want that much precision? Most have just asked me the year.

I've done two so far, and one wanted MM/YYYY and the other MM/DD/YYYY.

Well, fine. I went and submitted a claim for the windshield. I hope it turns out for the not worst. Now to fill out that UI form.