They want that much precision? Most have just asked me the year.

I've done two so far, and one wanted MM/YYYY and the other MM/DD/YYYY.

Well, fine. I went and submitted a claim for the windshield. I hope it turns out for the not worst. Now to fill out that UI form.

Because it's funny?

The implication being that God thinks its funny to watch you suffer, tommy.

[insert apt King Lear quote here]

Machines should suffer because I do.

The implication being that God thinks its funny to watch you suffer, tommy.

You mean He doesn't? Aww... and to think of all those nights alone in my apartment when I intentionally slipped on a banana peel to increase my chances of getting into heaven....

Machines should suffer because I do.

I wouldn't treat a coffee machine the way your body treats you, ita.

You remember that scene where Homer was trying to stab his brain with a cue-tip? "Stupid brain!"

My phone just half died-- it will ring, but I can't hear anyone who calls.

Annoying, and yet, not.

I don't want start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God has a sick sense of humour

Aww... and to think of all those nights alone in my apartment when I intentionally slipped on a banana peel to increase my chances of getting into heaven....

If this is the standard then Ginger and Hil and Erin are saintly.

But I think that God has a sick sense of humour

Also the key line in Mailer's The Naked and the Dead: "If there is a God, he's a sonofabitch."

Also, one of the premises of the Gnostic Heresy.

I've been keeping God happy all by myself so that y'all can go safely about your lives.