Also, was Reese Witherspoon sitting at a table with Jack Nicholson? Sort of like a table for single, high profile people who didn't have movies up for awards?

Er, The Departed ?

All of msbelle's Yahoo links show me Martin Scorsese, so I don't know what's going on!

shrift, what does "goatse'd" mean? I'm afraid to read the article.

Please don't ask this question, or ita will provide links.

Unless you want to look up a man's anus. In which case, ask that question.

Vanessa Williams for most glamourous.

Maybe they got confused between what her character wears on Ugly Betty and what she was dolled up in for the red carpet?

I will not look at links. I wanted a vague, texty answer from a Buffista.

I have never linked to a photo of goatse Hec, so be nice. I've linked to the picture-free Wikipedia page or the goatse tribute page, but what y'all do after you get to those pages is up to you.

eta:

I wanted a vague, texty answer from a Buffista.

Yah, see, I won't give that, not even in whitefont.

shrift, what does "goatse'd" mean? I'm afraid to read the article.

Oh, um, ha. Well. I'm actually loathe to tell you what it means if you don't already know, because it would be so very nice not to know, but you just can't un-know goatse.cx.

Stay innocent, Cindy. Think of the children.

Cindy, Hec just gave you pretty much the rundown. It's a graphic picture of... ack, I can't even bring myself to describe it. It's become rather renowned on teh intarwebs as a picture to gross out your friends.

Even now the image is burned onto my retina. (FTR, shrift's link upthread doesn't have pictures attached, so you could read about it, textily, without the lifetime of scarring.)

non-describey x-post!

Every single time goatse gets mentioned, I look it up. Because I completely blank it outbetween mentions.

Sophia, I didn't think that was possible.

B.org needs the option to Block all posts referencing goatse.

Um, for the children.